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- Narrated by: Karen Kilgariff, Georgia Hardstark, Paul Giamatti
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
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Interview: Listen in as the creators of the hit podcast My Favorite Murder and the murderino movement share how their new memoir, Stay Sexy and Don't Get Murdered: The Definitive How-To Guide, perfectly reflects their special blend of true-crime obsession and self-care.
Publisher's summary
This program is read by the authors, with Paul Giamatti, and includes sections recorded in front of a live audience.
The highly anticipated first book by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark, the voices behind the number-one hit podcast My Favorite Murder!
Sharing never-before-heard stories ranging from their struggles with depression, eating disorders, and addiction, Karen and Georgia irreverently recount their biggest mistakes and deepest fears, reflecting on the formative life events that shaped them into two of the most followed voices in the nation.
In Stay Sexy & Don’t Get Murdered, Karen and Georgia focus on the importance of self-advocating and valuing personal safety over being "nice" or "helpful." They delve into their own pasts, true crime stories, and beyond to discuss meaningful cultural and societal issues with fierce empathy and unapologetic frankness.
"My Favorite Murder started as a way for Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark to work through their fears. Now it’s a worldwide community.... Even its darkest moments are lightened by Karen and Georgia's effortlessly funny banter and genuine empathy." (RollingStone.com)
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
Editor's Pick
We laughed. We cried. As an homage to their favorite podcast, instead of arm-wrestling over who would review the highly anticipated Stay Sexy and Don’t Get Murdered, editors Kat and Sam channeled their inner Karen and Georgia and told each other what they loved about this listen. Kat: Sam, what surprised you most about this memoir? SSDGM—goodbye!
We both insisted on doing this write-up.
Sam: Actually—the lack of gruesome details. And it was refreshing! There’s no shortage of awesome true crime to listen to and watch right now, so I actually appreciated the fact that this memoir was not so directly about true crime. I felt like I got the chance to get to know these ladies a bit better. And they do go into their true crime origin stories, so I still got to share some of that fellow murderino kinship with them. What about you, Kat?
Kat: I was a little nervous about how their off-the-cuff charm would translate into a scripted, edited work of Literature. But they nailed it. They write how they speak (saltily!), and they intersperse the studio sessions with live readings, surprise cameos, and sweet Q&As between K&G. NEED FOR RANDOM BANTER, FULFILLED. And it goes without saying that audio is the medium of choice for this memoir. Should we each name our favorite parts?
Sam: Yes! I absolutely loved Georgia’s top 10 takeaways from therapy. As someone who has also been going to and praising the benefits of therapy my whole life, I found myself both nodding along and learning some new mantras, like "Motivation isn’t necessary. You just have to do it."
Kat: Ooh, so true. I’m always a sucker for "drunk Karen" and her stories of humiliation and general life don’ts, so I loved her analogy about how drinking is like getting into a hot tub with your funnest friends—till it gets cold and extremely not cute. It’s a hilarious metaphor that really works, and she sneaks in some deep wisdom along the way.
Sam: Drunk Karen, always a gem.
Kat: Any final takeaways about SSDGM?
Sam: Just like the podcast, I felt like there was just something special about this listen. I felt like K&G really opened up here in a more nuanced, deeply personal way than they ever have before. There were so many "same" moments for me, and I honestly could have listened for seven more hours.
Kat: I agree, the level of vulnerability is so inspiring. I’m continually impressed by what these women have brought to the world—I look forward to future academic research on "f**k politeness"—and I can’t wait to see what they do next. Also, I cried, and I am NOT a crier. 11/10 would listen again.
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By: Billy Jensen, and others
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Idiot
- Essays
- By: Laura Clery
- Narrated by: Laura Clery
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
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From YouTube star and Facebook Video sensation Laura Clery comes a collection of comedic essays in the vein of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life by Samantha Irby and You’ll Grow Out of It by Jessi Klein.
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So bad
- By bonkers on 02-05-20
By: Laura Clery
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Funny How It Works Out
- By: Manon Mathews
- Narrated by: Manon Mathews
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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For comedian and content creator Manon Mathews, comedy is life. But it took more than luck for her hilarious antics on Vine to open the door to her career. It took years of routinely embarrassing herself, improv classes, some stints as an amateur stand-up comic, unrelenting dedication, and one life-altering night out that forced her to change her ways. This set her on the path to manifesting her dream life.
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Excellent book!
- By cinematicashley on 11-18-20
By: Manon Mathews
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Unmasked
- My Life Solving America's Cold Cases
- By: Paul Holes, Robin Gaby Fisher
- Narrated by: Paul Holes
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
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I order another bourbon, neat. This is the drink that will flip the switch. I don’t even know how I got here, to this place, to this point. Something is happening to me lately. I’m drinking too much. My sheets are soaking wet when I wake up from nightmares of decaying corpses. I order another drink and swig it, trying to forget about the latest case I can’t shake. Crime solving for me is more complex than the challenge of the hunt, or the process of piecing together a scientific puzzle. The thought of good people suffering drives me to the point of obsession.
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I gave it the old college try
- By Hobbes on 05-06-22
By: Paul Holes, and others
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American Sherlock
- Murder, Forensics, and the Birth of American CSI
- By: Kate Winkler Dawson
- Narrated by: Kate Winkler Dawson
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
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Berkeley, California, 1933. In a lab filled with curiosities - beakers, microscopes, Bunsen burners, and hundreds upon hundreds of books - sat an investigator who would go on to crack at least 2,000 cases in his 40-year career. Known as the "American Sherlock Holmes", Edward Oscar Heinrich was one of America's greatest - and first - forensic scientists, with an uncanny knack for finding clues, establishing evidence, and deducing answers with a skill that seemed almost supernatural.
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Always use a professional Editor and Reader
- By Steven F. Schroeder on 02-19-20
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No Stone Unturned
- The True Story of the World's Premier Forensic Investigators
- By: Steve Jackson
- Narrated by: Kevin Pierce
- Length: 14 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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No Stone Unturned recreates the genesis of NecroSearch International: a small ,eclectic group of scientists and law enforcement personal, active and retired, who volunteer their services to help locate the clandestine graves of murder victims and recover the remains and evidence to assist with the apprehension and conviction of the killers.
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Forensic Superheroes
- By Mark on 09-14-16
By: Steve Jackson
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Chase Darkness with Me
- How One True Crime Writer Started Solving Murders
- By: Billy Jensen, Karen Kilgariff - foreword
- Narrated by: Karen Kilgariff, Billy Jensen
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
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In Chase Darkness with Me, you’ll ride shotgun as journalist Billy Jensen identifies the Halloween Mask Murderer, finds a missing girl in the California Redwoods, and investigates the only other murder in New York City on 9/11. You’ll hear intimate details of the hunts for two of the most terrifying serial killers in history: his friend Michelle’s pursuit of the Golden State Killer which is chronicled in I’ll Be Gone In The Dark which Billy helped finish after Michelle’s passing, and his own quest to find the murderer of the Allenstown 4 family.
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COULD NOT STOP
- By KK on 04-14-19
By: Billy Jensen, and others
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Idiot
- Essays
- By: Laura Clery
- Narrated by: Laura Clery
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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From YouTube star and Facebook Video sensation Laura Clery comes a collection of comedic essays in the vein of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life by Samantha Irby and You’ll Grow Out of It by Jessi Klein.
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So bad
- By bonkers on 02-05-20
By: Laura Clery
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Funny How It Works Out
- By: Manon Mathews
- Narrated by: Manon Mathews
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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For comedian and content creator Manon Mathews, comedy is life. But it took more than luck for her hilarious antics on Vine to open the door to her career. It took years of routinely embarrassing herself, improv classes, some stints as an amateur stand-up comic, unrelenting dedication, and one life-altering night out that forced her to change her ways. This set her on the path to manifesting her dream life.
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Excellent book!
- By cinematicashley on 11-18-20
By: Manon Mathews
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Unmasked
- My Life Solving America's Cold Cases
- By: Paul Holes, Robin Gaby Fisher
- Narrated by: Paul Holes
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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I order another bourbon, neat. This is the drink that will flip the switch. I don’t even know how I got here, to this place, to this point. Something is happening to me lately. I’m drinking too much. My sheets are soaking wet when I wake up from nightmares of decaying corpses. I order another drink and swig it, trying to forget about the latest case I can’t shake. Crime solving for me is more complex than the challenge of the hunt, or the process of piecing together a scientific puzzle. The thought of good people suffering drives me to the point of obsession.
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I gave it the old college try
- By Hobbes on 05-06-22
By: Paul Holes, and others
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American Sherlock
- Murder, Forensics, and the Birth of American CSI
- By: Kate Winkler Dawson
- Narrated by: Kate Winkler Dawson
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Berkeley, California, 1933. In a lab filled with curiosities - beakers, microscopes, Bunsen burners, and hundreds upon hundreds of books - sat an investigator who would go on to crack at least 2,000 cases in his 40-year career. Known as the "American Sherlock Holmes", Edward Oscar Heinrich was one of America's greatest - and first - forensic scientists, with an uncanny knack for finding clues, establishing evidence, and deducing answers with a skill that seemed almost supernatural.
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Always use a professional Editor and Reader
- By Steven F. Schroeder on 02-19-20
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No Stone Unturned
- The True Story of the World's Premier Forensic Investigators
- By: Steve Jackson
- Narrated by: Kevin Pierce
- Length: 14 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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No Stone Unturned recreates the genesis of NecroSearch International: a small ,eclectic group of scientists and law enforcement personal, active and retired, who volunteer their services to help locate the clandestine graves of murder victims and recover the remains and evidence to assist with the apprehension and conviction of the killers.
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Forensic Superheroes
- By Mark on 09-14-16
By: Steve Jackson
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Lafayette in the Somewhat United States
- By: Sarah Vowell
- Narrated by: Sarah Vowell, John Slattery, Nick Offerman, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
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From the best-selling author of Assassination Vacation and Unfamiliar Fishes, a humorous account of the Revolutionary War hero Marquis de Lafayette - the one Frenchman we could all agree on - and an insightful portrait of a nation's idealism and its reality. Lafayette in the Somewhat United States is a humorous and insightful portrait of the famed Frenchman, the impact he had on our young country, and his ongoing relationship with instrumental Americans of the time.
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You likely haven't heard it this way...
- By William L. Scott III on 06-04-16
By: Sarah Vowell
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Sabrina & Corina
- Stories
- By: Kali Fajardo-Anstine
- Narrated by: full cast
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
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Kali Fajardo-Anstine’s magnetic story collection breathes life into her Indigenous Latina characters and the land they inhabit. Against the remarkable backdrop of Denver, Colorado - a place that is as fierce as it is exquisite - these women navigate the land the way they navigate their lives: with caution, grace, and quiet force. In “Sugar Babies,” ancestry and heritage are hidden inside the Earth but tend to rise during land disputes.
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Absolutely wonderful
- By Brady on 05-21-19
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Don't Overthink It
- Make Easier Decisions, Stop Second-Guessing, and Bring More Joy to Your Life
- By: Anne Bogel
- Narrated by: Anne Bogel
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
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Not only can you overcome negative thought patterns that are repetitive, unhealthy, and unhelpful, you can replace them with positive thought patterns that will bring more peace, joy, and love into your life. In Don't Overthink It, you'll find actionable strategies that can make an immediate and lasting difference in how you deal with questions both small and large. More than a book about making good decisions, Don't Overthink It offers you a framework for making choices you'll be comfortable with, using an appropriate amount of energy.
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torture
- By staciet on 06-19-20
By: Anne Bogel
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I'll Be Gone in the Dark
- One Woman's Obsessive Search for the Golden State Killer
- By: Michelle McNamara
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman, Gillian Flynn - introduction, Patton Oswalt - afterword
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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A masterful true crime account of the Golden State Killer - the elusive serial rapist turned murderer who terrorized California for over a decade - from Michelle McNamara, the gifted journalist who died tragically while investigating the case.
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A haunting masterpiece
- By Kat - Audible on 03-02-18
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The Stranger Beside Me
- The Shocking True Story of Serial Killer Ted Bundy
- By: Ann Rule
- Narrated by: Lorelei King
- Length: 18 hrs and 29 mins
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Ann Rule was working on the biggest story of her career, tracking the trail of victims left by a brutal serial killer. Little did this future best-selling author know that the savage slayer she was hunting was the young man she counted among her closest friends. Everyone's picture of a natural winner, Ted Bundy was a bright, charming, and handsome man with a promising future as an attorney. But on January 24, 1989 Bundy was executed for the murders of three young women - and had confessed to taking the lives of at least thirty-five more women from coast to coast.
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Another Good One from Ann Rule
- By Malia on 08-24-12
By: Ann Rule
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Idiots
- Marriage, Motherhood, Milk & Mistakes
- By: Laura Clery
- Narrated by: Laura Clery
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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A fresh, hilarious, and relatable collection of essays about everything from motherhood and marriage to sobriety and work-life balance (or imbalance) from the nationally bestselling author of the “honest, complicated” (SheKnows) Idiot.
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Tears and laughs!!
- By Anonymous User on 04-07-22
By: Laura Clery
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The Killer's Shadow
- The FBI's Hunt for a White Supremacist Serial Killer
- By: John E. Douglas, Mark Olshaker
- Narrated by: Holt McCallany
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
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Worshippers stream out of an Midwestern synagogue after sabbath services, unaware that only a hundred yards away, an expert marksman and avowed racist, antisemite and member of the Ku Klux Klan, patiently awaits, his hunting rifle at the ready. A riveting, cautionary tale rooted in history that continues to echo today, The Killer's Shadow is a terrifying and essential exploration of the criminal personality in the vile grip of extremism and what happens when rage-filled speech evolves into deadly action and hatred of the “other" is allowed full reign.
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A relevant and important read.
- By Alyson on 12-25-20
By: John E. Douglas, and others
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#IMomSoHard
- By: Kristin Hensley, Jen Smedley
- Narrated by: Kristin Hensley, Jen Smedley
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
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In their highly anticipated first audiobook, the hilarious mom duo with millions of followers explores all the ridiculous shit you’re expected to do to keep multiple humans alive and happy-ish and celebrates the love for the friends who get you through it.
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IRelateSoHard
- By Peekablue on 04-20-19
By: Kristin Hensley, and others
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Evil Has a Name
- The Untold Story of the Golden State Killer Investigation
- By: Paul Holes, Jim Clemente, Peter McDonnell
- Narrated by: Paul Holes, Jim Clemente
- Length: 6 hrs and 13 mins
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For his victims, for their families and for the investigators tasked with finding him, the senselessness and brutality of the Golden State Killer's acts were matched only by the powerlessness they felt at failing to uncover his identity. Then, on April 24, 2018, authorities arrested 72-year-old Joseph James DeAngelo at his home in Citrus Heights, Calif., based on DNA evidence linked to the crimes. Amazingly, it seemed, evil finally had a name. Please note: This work contains descriptions of violent crime and sexual assault and may not be suitable for all listeners.
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Audible Raises The Bar On True Crime Genre
- By R. Squyres on 11-16-18
By: Paul Holes, and others
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Dear Girls
- Intimate Tales, Untold Secrets & Advice for Living Your Best Life
- By: Ali Wong
- Narrated by: Ali Wong, Justin Hakuta
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
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In her hit Netflix comedy special Baby Cobra, an eight-month pregnant Ali Wong resonated so strongly that she even became a popular Halloween costume. Wong told the world her remarkably unfiltered thoughts on marriage, sex, Asian culture, working women, and why you never see new mom comics on stage but you sure see plenty of new dads.
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This book is the shit!
- By Erica P. on 10-17-19
By: Ali Wong
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A Scanner Darkly
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Paul Giamatti
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
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Bob Arctor is a dealer of the lethally addictive drug Substance D. Fred is the police agent assigned to tail and eventually bust him. To do so, Fred takes on the identity of a drug dealer named Bob Arctor. And since Substance D, which Arctor takes in massive doses, gradually splits the user's brain into two distinct, combative entities, Fred doesn't realize he is narcing on himself.
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Drugs are bad
- By Randall on 04-25-09
By: Philip K. Dick
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The Year of Less
- How I Stopped Shopping, Gave Away My Belongings, and Discovered Life Is Worth More Than Anything You Can Buy in a Store
- By: Cait Flanders
- Narrated by: Cait Flanders
- Length: 5 hrs and 33 mins
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In her late 20s, Cait Flanders found herself stuck in the consumerism cycle that grips so many of us: earn more, buy more, want more, rinse, repeat. Even after she worked her way out of nearly $30,000 of consumer debt, her old habits took hold again. When she realized that nothing she was doing or buying was making her happy - only keeping her from meeting her goals - she decided to set herself a challenge: she would not shop for an entire year. The Year of Less documents Cait's life for 12 months during which she bought only consumables.
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Twenty-something coming of age
- By Kate Terrell on 06-23-18
By: Cait Flanders
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- Erin O'Connor
- 05-28-19
The self help book I didn’t know was missing from my life
This book changed my life. I laughed. I cried. I learned. I have told everyone I know that they need to stop what they are doing and check it. This book changed my life.
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- Suzanne McCullen
- 05-28-19
Could have listened for many more hours
I am a big fan of MFM and was present when one part of this book was recorded at a live show. The honesty and vulnerability put forth by Karen and Georgia was raw and lovely. I enjoyed their reading and am pre disposed to enjoy the content which speaks to my heart. They helped me and many like me find our tribe. Bravo
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- RebeckyZ
- 05-28-19
Just What I Wanted
I love the stories Karen and Georgia tell each week, but it’s their insights and anecdotes that make you feel like you’re listening to two of your best friends chatting. Whoever said no one wants to hear two women talk to each other for hours never listened to MFM.
The book is a deeper dive into their lives that, as an elder millennial, I related to having grown up in the eighties and nineties. Also I can relate to both women in different ways (hello latchkey kids and anxiety and therapy). It’s funny and touching and everything a fan of the show wants.
If you’re a Murderino, you’re gonna love it.
SSDGM
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- Danielle
- 05-29-19
Never finished an audiobook so quickly
I couldn’t get enough! It’s amazing that after telling so many stories over the years on their podcast that they can write an entire book full of new stories and new lessons. They both have had such amazing lives and have so much wisdom from their pasts. The book is hilarious yet heartwarming and amazes me how I feel so connected to two ladies I’ve never met. They’re good for the world. I hope they write another one!
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- Cheryl Roy
- 06-13-19
murderino
I really enjoyed listening to this. It felt like long episode of their podcast. I do feel like because they share so much on the podcast, some of this felt like things I already knew. However I loved getting a deeper look into their histories.
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- John Whiting
- 06-19-19
stay sexy and read this fucking book
I wasn't quite sure what to expect from this book. I'm a huge fan of the podcast and was super excited to listen! Karen and Georgia are nothing short of inspiring and I am so grateful to have found them!! thanks for sharing your stories and making me feel like I'm not crazy and I'm not alone!! -Erica
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- Jinny Eigel
- 05-28-19
A testament to hope and found family
This book verifies everything about women supporting each other and owning your shit and being afraid to do something and doing it anyway. These ladies don’t sugarcoat anything. I love them for it.
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- Tom Cumbow
- 06-14-19
This book is Exactly Right
If you love Karen and Georgia, you will love this audio book. It feels just like an extended episode of My Favorite Murder, except with a lot less murder. I love the casual, lighthearted feel of the book, even though they delve into some important and vulnerable topics. If you don’t love Karen and Georgia (yet), this book is the fast pass to getting on the muderino train! SSDGM!
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-29-19
this book will be your f*cking hoorah
I love MFM, I've listened to it in surgery I've had to be awake for, at work, and anytime I am anxious. I was expecting MFM, but it was SO much more. I sobbed, I hurt with GH and KK. It helped me give the courage to start fixing things in my life and think of things differently. It was amazing and I am so proud of GH and KK. Thank you, J.E
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- Amelia Smith
- 05-30-19
Exactly Right
Only a couple of hours into this book I already wish it would never end. The candid, brave, sometimes sad/upsetting stories are told in the spirit of the podcast -- seasoned with plenty of whip-smart humor to keep things from getting too dark. MFM the podcast has always been about much more than the title implies (mental health. self-care. feminism. snacks!). This book goes even deeper and is the perfect gateway listen for the uninitiated. The mix of different audio styles (the authors reading their own stories, conversations, live readings) is a great touch. Thank you Karen and Georgia. You did it!!!!!!
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