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To the Rude Guy in Apartment Five

The Inappropriate Bachelors, Book 1

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To the Rude Guy in Apartment Five

By: J. S. Cooper
Narrated by: Laurie West
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To the rude guy in apartment five,

I’m glad you’re happy to have moved into a new apartment, but no:

I do not want to have a beer with you.

I do not want to have a nude sleepover.

I do not want to make you breakfast, lunch or dinner, no matter how many lap dances you promise to give me.

I do not need you to serenade me through the walls at 1am.

And no, I have no interest in letting you take me on a date.

Sincerely,

Magnolia Allen

P.S. And no, I do not want to know how many accents you can growl in during intimate moments. How is that even a thing?

P. P. S. Also, you will never find me standing naked in your living room ever again, so please stop leaving lingerie packages on my welcome mat.

©2020 J. S. Cooper (P)2020 J. S. Cooper
Contemporary Contemporary Romance Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy Funny Witty Feel-Good

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This book and the title make you wanna read it, listen to it, GET THE BOOK people!!! This story was everything. I absolutely love this group of friends! They are sooo cute. Makes me want to go find all my people! I simply can not wait to get the rest! JS Cooper does NOT disappoint!

I need more!!

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Sometimes we just need a second chance, a do-over to get it right, and sometimes if we're lucky, we're given the opportunity. Magnolia and Jagger get that second chance in this funny and steamy romance.

Magnolia is a quick-witted young personal blogger starting a new job at a secret startup. Jagger is the cocky, salacious note leaving neighbor in apartment 5. Magnolia and Jagger's relationship starts through a series of notes left on each other's doors. These notes will have you laughing and blushing at the comments written. However, all is fun and games until the man behind the curtain is revealed. Magnolia will have to face her past to move forward. Jagger will have to be ready to convince her to stick around. The twists and turns will have you on the edge of your seat. You can't go wrong with this fun romance.

5 Stars for the rude guy in apartment 5

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I loved this book. I couldn't stop listening to it. A great book about lost love returning.

great book

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Magnolia and Jagger relationship is funny from the beginning. He is her new neighbor that annoys her to gain her attention. They have a past that she has been running from because everyone was not telling the truth.

Hot and Annoying

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For honest reviews when magnolia Allen in apartment 4 gets a letter on her door from a guy in apartment 5. she never thought her past crush Kingston Jager Scott would be the guy to that's doing it . I loved this story 10 stars .

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