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Knives Out and Clue meet Agatha Christie and The Thursday Murder Club in this “utterly original” (Jane Harper), “not to be missed” (Karin Slaughter), fiendishly clever blend of classic and modern murder mystery.
“A witty twist on classic whodunits… Stevenson not only 'plays fair,' he plays the mystery game very, very well.”—Maureen Corrigan, Washington Post
Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I’m not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate.
I’m Ernest Cunningham. Call me Ern or Ernie. I wish I’d killed whoever decided our family reunion should be at a ski resort, but it’s a little more complicated than that.
Have I killed someone? Yes. I have.
Who was it?
Let’s get started.
EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY HAS KILLED SOMEONE
My brother
My stepsister
My wife
My father
My mother
My sister-in-law
My uncle
My stepfather
My aunt
Me
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I don’t know where to start
- By Ashley Glover on 04-25-24
By: Fern Michaels
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The Lost Letters of Aisling
- A Novel
- By: Cynthia Ellingsen
- Narrated by: Aoife McMahon, Stephanie Cannon
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
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Rainey’s grandmother makes a startling request: Take me home. To Ireland, the country she fled post-World War II. Though they’re inseparably close, Rainey knows few of her grandmother’s secrets. Until they arrive at Aisling—the majestic estate on the southern coast of Ireland where her grandmother was raised—and Rainey discovers a collection of seventy-year-old letters in a trunk.
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Ended very abruptly
- By Anonymous User on 05-22-24
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The Outlaw Noble Salt
- A Novel
- By: Amy Harmon
- Narrated by: Rob Shapiro
- Length: 13 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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When infamous outlaw Butch Cassidy decides to go straight, he discovers that too many of the powerful men he crossed won’t let bygones be bygones. To have a chance at a new life, he’ll have to become someone else entirely. A brief, fateful encounter with the celebrated singer Jane Touissant on the eve of his escape offers a glimpse of what might have been, but Butch disappears, leaving her behind, until their paths unexpectedly converge again in Paris.
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A lovely fiction
- By Anonymous User on 06-06-24
By: Amy Harmon
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The Highgate Cemetery Murder
- A Tate and Bell Mystery, Book 1
- By: Irina Shapiro
- Narrated by: Imogen Church
- Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Hours later, the man’s cold body lies in the city mortuary, alongside the woman he couldn’t save. And his sister, unconventional nurse Gemma Tate, tracks down troubled police inspector Sebastian Bell to unravel the truth. Sebastian has enough pressure to solve the murder of an aristocratic heiress without Gemma meddling in his case. But the cryptic sentences she brings him from her brother’s notebook could be a crucial lead. If only they knew what “milky way” meant.
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Not for the squeamish
- By Kristyn Rose on 06-29-24
By: Irina Shapiro
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Trust Me When I Lie
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Rupert Degas, Paul English, David Tredinnick, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
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Producer Jack Quick knows how to frame a story. So says Curtis Wade, the subject of Jack's new true crime docuseries, convicted of a young woman's murder four years prior. In the eyes of Jack's viewers, flimsy evidence and police bias influenced the final verdict...even though, off screen, Jack himself has his doubts. But when the series finale is wildly successful, a retrial sees Curtis walk free. And then another victim turns up dead.
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A Best in Mysteries
- By Anonymous User on 06-14-20
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No Worries
- How to Live a Stress Free Financial Life
- By: Jared Dillian
- Narrated by: L.J. Ganser
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
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No Worries shows how anyone can live a stress-free financial life and build wealth for the long term. This is not about millions of tiny decisions that drain the joy from life, like skipping daily coffee to save a few bucks. And it’s not simply about having more money. The secret lies in adopting the right attitude to money and getting a small number of big things right.
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Contradictions and hardly any good advice
- By Anonymous User on 06-08-24
By: Jared Dillian
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The Wild Side
- By: Fern Michaels
- Narrated by: Jennifer O'Donnell
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
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For Melanie Drake, school guidance counselor in a small Virginia town, the day’s challenges typically involve a playground scuffle or a student skipping school. It’s worlds away from her previous career as a vital part of the Office of Special Investigations. There, she devoted herself heart and soul to covert operations, the riskier the better.
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I don’t know where to start
- By Ashley Glover on 04-25-24
By: Fern Michaels
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The Lost Letters of Aisling
- A Novel
- By: Cynthia Ellingsen
- Narrated by: Aoife McMahon, Stephanie Cannon
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Rainey’s grandmother makes a startling request: Take me home. To Ireland, the country she fled post-World War II. Though they’re inseparably close, Rainey knows few of her grandmother’s secrets. Until they arrive at Aisling—the majestic estate on the southern coast of Ireland where her grandmother was raised—and Rainey discovers a collection of seventy-year-old letters in a trunk.
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Ended very abruptly
- By Anonymous User on 05-22-24
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The Outlaw Noble Salt
- A Novel
- By: Amy Harmon
- Narrated by: Rob Shapiro
- Length: 13 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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When infamous outlaw Butch Cassidy decides to go straight, he discovers that too many of the powerful men he crossed won’t let bygones be bygones. To have a chance at a new life, he’ll have to become someone else entirely. A brief, fateful encounter with the celebrated singer Jane Touissant on the eve of his escape offers a glimpse of what might have been, but Butch disappears, leaving her behind, until their paths unexpectedly converge again in Paris.
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A lovely fiction
- By Anonymous User on 06-06-24
By: Amy Harmon
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The Highgate Cemetery Murder
- A Tate and Bell Mystery, Book 1
- By: Irina Shapiro
- Narrated by: Imogen Church
- Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Hours later, the man’s cold body lies in the city mortuary, alongside the woman he couldn’t save. And his sister, unconventional nurse Gemma Tate, tracks down troubled police inspector Sebastian Bell to unravel the truth. Sebastian has enough pressure to solve the murder of an aristocratic heiress without Gemma meddling in his case. But the cryptic sentences she brings him from her brother’s notebook could be a crucial lead. If only they knew what “milky way” meant.
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Not for the squeamish
- By Kristyn Rose on 06-29-24
By: Irina Shapiro
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Trust Me When I Lie
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Rupert Degas, Paul English, David Tredinnick, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Producer Jack Quick knows how to frame a story. So says Curtis Wade, the subject of Jack's new true crime docuseries, convicted of a young woman's murder four years prior. In the eyes of Jack's viewers, flimsy evidence and police bias influenced the final verdict...even though, off screen, Jack himself has his doubts. But when the series finale is wildly successful, a retrial sees Curtis walk free. And then another victim turns up dead.
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A Best in Mysteries
- By Anonymous User on 06-14-20
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FIND US
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Harriet Gordon-Anderson
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
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Every object has a ghost. There is a small yellow backpack - half unzipped, mouth yawning to the pavement, contents strewn around it (a banana, an exercise book, a pair of scissors) - abandoned on a suburban footpath. Ten feet away, the rubber stamp of tyres, resisting clamped brakes, mount the curb and cut across the path. The tracks come to an end at a crippled stop sign. The street, a tree-lined suburban road dappled in late-afternoon sunlight, is calm. But anyone walking past can feel the ghosts: the prickle on the back of their necks that tells them something happened here.
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Not your normal book
- By Anonymous User on 06-04-21
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Don't Hang Up
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Luke Arnold, Sibylla Budd
- Length: 3 hrs and 8 mins
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Adam Turner works the mid-dawn shift at his local radio station. From 12am to 6am, it’s his job to fill the airtime with old songs, inane chatter, and the occasional talkback caller. It’s a long way from his prime-time slot from over a decade ago, when he was a star in the making. Now there’s no producers, no billboards, no stakes, and not many listeners. His frequent callers are drunk students headed home from a night out, or long-range truck drivers. He is completely alone in the studio from midnight until dawn every night. And then one night at 12:45am, he gets a different kind of call.
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I don’t understand the reviews
- By Anonymous User on 07-15-23
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Last One to Leave
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Timothy Howard Jackson
- Length: 4 hrs and 23 mins
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Seven strangers are invited to compete to win a clifftop mansion. The rules are simple: each contestant must have at least one hand in contact with one part of the house at all times. The last one to take their hand off, wins the house.
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You'll want to be the first to leave this one
- By Anonymous User on 06-07-22
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The Big Over Easy
- A Nursery Crime
- By: Jasper Fforde
- Narrated by: Simon Prebble
- Length: 11 hrs and 40 mins
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It's Easter in Reading, a bad time for eggs, and no one can remember the last sunny day. Ovoid D-class nursery celebrity Humpty Stuyvesant Van Dumpty III, minor baronet, ex-convict, and former millionaire philanthropist, is found shattered to death beneath a wall in a shabby area of town. All the evidence points to his ex-wife, who has conveniently shot herself.
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Total Whimsy
- By Bruce Sabin on 08-10-05
By: Jasper Fforde
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How to Solve Your Own Murder
- A Novel
- By: Kristen Perrin
- Narrated by: Alexandra Dowling, Jaye Jacobs
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
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It’s 1965 and teenage Frances Adams is at an English country fair with her two best friends. But Frances’s night takes a hairpin turn when a fortune-teller makes a bone-chilling prediction: One day, Frances will be murdered. Frances spends a lifetime trying to solve a crime that hasn’t happened yet, compiling dirt on every person who crosses her path in an effort to prevent her own demise. For decades, no one takes Frances seriously, until nearly sixty years later, when Frances is found murdered, like she always said she would be.
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An interesting twist
- By Russell on 04-02-24
By: Kristen Perrin
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Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- By: Rupert Holmes
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
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Who hasn’t wondered for a split second what the world would be like if a person who is the object of your affliction ceased to exist? But then you’ve probably never heard of The McMasters Conservatory, dedicated to the consummate execution of the homicidal arts. To gain admission, a student must have an ethical reason for erasing someone who deeply deserves a fate no worse (nor better) than death. The campus of this “Poison Ivy League” college—its location unknown to even those who study there—is where you might find yourself the practice target of a classmate.
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Great idea; not so great book
- By Michael Ferris on 03-06-23
By: Rupert Holmes
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Vera Wong's Unsolicited Advice for Murderers
- By: Jesse Q. Sutanto
- Narrated by: Eunice Wong
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
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Vera Wong is a lonely little old lady—ah, lady of a certain age—who lives above her forgotten tea shop in the middle of San Francisco’s Chinatown. Despite living alone, Vera is not needy, oh no. She likes nothing more than sipping on a good cup of Wulong and doing some healthy detective work on the Internet about what her Gen-Z son is up to. Then one morning, Vera trudges downstairs to find a curious thing—a dead man in the middle of her tea shop.
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So far,surprisingly charming-OUTSTANDING narration
- By Christine T on 03-20-23
By: Jesse Q. Sutanto
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Whatever Happened to Interracial Love?
- Stories
- By: Kathleen Collins
- Narrated by: Nina Collins, Cherise Boothe, Adenrele Ojo, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
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Humorous, poignant, perceptive, and full of grace, Kathleen Collins' stories masterfully blend the quotidian and the profound in a personal, intimate way, exploring deep, far-reaching issues - race, gender, family, and sexuality - that shape the ordinary moments in our lives.
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Hard to follow
- By Anonymous User on 09-19-19
By: Kathleen Collins
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Mastering the Art of French Murder
- An American in Paris Mystery, Book 1
- By: Colleen Cambridge
- Narrated by: Polly Lee
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
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As Paris rediscovers its joie de vivre, Tabitha Knight, recently arrived from Detroit for an extended stay with her French grandfather, is on her own journey of discovery. Thanks to her neighbor and friend Julia Child, another ex-pat who's fallen head over heels for Paris, Tabitha is learning how to cook for her Grandpere and Oncle Rafe and Tabitha's sojourn is proving thoroughly delightful. That is, until the cold December day they return to Julia's building and learn that a body has been found in the cellar.
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Fun story; distracting (irritating) narrator
- By Anonymous User on 10-24-23
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The Cornish Wedding Murder
- Nosey Parker, Book 1
- By: Fiona Leitch
- Narrated by: Zara Ramm
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
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Still spinning from the hustle and bustle of city life, Jodie ‘Nosey’ Parker is glad to be back in the Cornish village she calls home. Having quit the Met Police in search of something less dangerous, the change of pace means she can finally start her dream catering company and raise her daughter, Daisy, somewhere safer. But there’s nothing quite like having your first job back at home be catering an ex-boyfriend’s wedding to remind you of just how small your village is.
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Fun Novel!
- By Elizabeth B Shepard on 08-24-24
By: Fiona Leitch
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The Charity Shop Detective Agency
- The Charity Shop Detective Agency Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Peter Boland
- Narrated by: Zara Ramm
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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Fiona, Sue, and Daisy, three retired ladies who volunteer at the local charity shop, Dogs Need Nice Homes, can’t believe their favorite customer is dead. Eighty-six-year-old Sarah Brown was found murdered in her hallway by her delivery man, a domino clutched in her hand—with a name scratched on it. When another person is found dead with a domino in their hand, and with the police making no progress, the ladies will need to help unmask a serial killer. At least they have Fiona’s scruffy-haired terrier cross to assist them.
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Incredulous
- By Anonymous User on 11-26-23
By: Peter Boland
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The Word Is Murder
- A Novel
- By: Anthony Horowitz
- Narrated by: Rory Kinnear
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
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The New York Times best-selling author of Magpie Murders and Moriarty brilliantly reinvents the classic crime novel once again with this clever and inventive mystery starring a fictional version of the author himself as the Watson to a modern-day Holmes, investigating a case involving buried secrets, murder, and a trail of bloody clues.
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Something New
- By Alice on 06-26-18
By: Anthony Horowitz
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- Anonymous User
- 01-30-23
Brilliant Through and Through
Amazing. Clever and humourous story, all wraps up fantastically. The writing is beautiful and witty. The narrator was great.
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- Laura
- 11-17-23
Just Okay
With all the great reviews of a fun story and good humor, I was really looking forward to this book. I found little to no humor, a long-winded story, and in general, felt disappointed. It was ok but I won't be seeking any further books from this author.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-28-23
Cunning story, great audio narration, thoroughly enjoyed
The title hooked me and I was not disappointed. There is a surprise, a twist, an unfolding, in every chapter, and each one is fascinating. I also appreciated that despite the fair number of characters, it took no effort to recall and follow each, as I find sometime happens in listening to audiobooks. But this author knew his format and wrote well for the audiobook genre. I appreciated the reader’s accent and enjoyed the Australian setting. (I want to know whether my friend in Melbourne knows about this author!). My next audiobook purchase will be Benjamin Stevenson. I thoroughly enjoyed this audiobook.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-13-24
The story is brilliant.
Loved this story! An atypical typical murder mystery. Did not love the narration unfortunately. This one would be better to read vs listen but highly recommend.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-25-23
Loved!
Unique narrating and writing. Really enjoyed this story and can’t wait to read more from this author!
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- Anonymous User
- 02-05-23
Funny and engaging
Great story! I really enjoyed listening to it. The reader/ performer did a great job.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-09-23
Enjoyed! Would read more from this author
Witty, creative, and captivating. This was entertaining in a weirdly fun way. Not overly violent or smutty, which I appreciate.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-12-23
Excellent mystery
Great story with twists and turns, with a great framework of being from the point of view of an author who writes books about writing mysteries.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-19-23
Loved it
This book was witty, clever, and such a fun listen. I really enjoyed it! Great story and great narrator.
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- yo
- 04-07-23
Pleasantly surprised
This was a fun, quirky mystery with plenty of surprises. I really enjoyed it. Recommend!
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