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- Narrated by: Gabriel De Leon, Reagan West
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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I don't believe in love. But then again, up until a week or so ago, I didn't believe in aliens either. And yet here I am having been abducted, stranded on a jungle planet, and now surrounded by a tribe of huge, protective aliens with wings and tails. At least these are the good guys. Their leader, Rynn, is convinced I'm the reason the skin on his chest is lit up like a Christmas tree, particularly the area directly above his heart. But that's just some weird alien biochemical reaction. Just like all supposed 'love', right?
By: Melissa Emerald
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My Human Wife
- By: Olympia Black
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 4 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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An indentured human woman. An Imperial man on a mission. A fake marriage born in the stars. When my master died, I believed I’d be set free. Instead, I’m sent to a temple where I’m forced to continue doing the one thing I know—pleasing alien males. Until Gael the Returner arrives. Half-human and half-Imperial, he travels the galaxy, rescuing humans.
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Gael and Lara
- By kymagirl on 05-14-24
By: Olympia Black
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Her Alien Priest
- Monster Bites, Book 1
- By: Michele Mills
- Narrated by: Beth Roeg, Patrick Zeller
- Length: 2 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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I’m the Hyrrokin High Priest of a remote monastery on the planet Salo. I spend my days in quiet contemplation, keeping my flame-throwing banked and nursing my war wounds. And I take my vows of silence and celibacy very seriously. Very. Seriously. Then one day a mouthy, gorgeous human female is dumped onto the stone steps of the main altar. And suddenly I’m tempted like never before.
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Sweater-vested demon crushes on his puddin
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-29-22
By: Michele Mills
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Agnarr's Teacher
- Abandoned on Niflheim, Book 1
- By: Jenifer Wood
- Narrated by: Connor Brown, Veronica Fox
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm the next in line for Fyrifirar Tribe Jarl, a skilled warrior, and definitely not good at chopping down trees. But I can't stop thinking about the tiny human female who we'd found near our village with eleven other human females. She's so small, barely larger than an orkin child, and so lovely I can't get her out of my mind. And then I went and nearly killed her while felling a tree to distract myself. Yet somehow, she still ended up in my arms.
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sweet and spicy!
- By Haven on 06-10-24
By: Jenifer Wood
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Wrath
- Xian Warriors, Book 8
- By: Regine Abel
- Narrated by: Daryl Mayfield
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Kwan’s dreams of joining the Vanguard finally comes true. Unfortunately, a recent tragedy dampens the joy of this experience. She hopes that reuniting with her long-time friend Linette and embarking on epic rescue missions will help bury painful memories. However, meeting her team leader—the stunning, bioengineered Warrior named Wrath—throws a wrench in things. The last thing she wants or needs is romance. But on top of being badass, he’s sweet, funny, incredibly supportive... and apparently her soulmate.
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Mature characterization in plot and performances
- By Sherman on 06-22-24
By: Regine Abel
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Artek
- Seven Brides for Seven Alien Brothers, Book 1
- By: Honey Phillips
- Narrated by: Beth Roeg, Gideon Frost
- Length: 3 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Worn down by war and conflict, Commander Artek and his brothers - the soldiers under his command - have chosen to start a new life on a backwater planet. As hard work and peaceful surroundings start to heal old wounds, he realizes that something - or rather someone - is missing from his new life. None of the human females in the small town on the other side of the mountains appeal to him except for the shopkeeper’s daughter. She’s smart, sensible - and disturbingly attractive despite her shapeless clothes and brusque manner.
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Artek gets Lucky
- By Fina on 05-22-24
By: Honey Phillips
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Alien Protector’s Mate
- Fated Mates of the Winged Barbarians, Book 1
- By: Melissa Emerald
- Narrated by: Gabriel De Leon, Reagan West
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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I don't believe in love. But then again, up until a week or so ago, I didn't believe in aliens either. And yet here I am having been abducted, stranded on a jungle planet, and now surrounded by a tribe of huge, protective aliens with wings and tails. At least these are the good guys. Their leader, Rynn, is convinced I'm the reason the skin on his chest is lit up like a Christmas tree, particularly the area directly above his heart. But that's just some weird alien biochemical reaction. Just like all supposed 'love', right?
By: Melissa Emerald
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My Human Wife
- By: Olympia Black
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 4 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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An indentured human woman. An Imperial man on a mission. A fake marriage born in the stars. When my master died, I believed I’d be set free. Instead, I’m sent to a temple where I’m forced to continue doing the one thing I know—pleasing alien males. Until Gael the Returner arrives. Half-human and half-Imperial, he travels the galaxy, rescuing humans.
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Gael and Lara
- By kymagirl on 05-14-24
By: Olympia Black
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Her Alien Priest
- Monster Bites, Book 1
- By: Michele Mills
- Narrated by: Beth Roeg, Patrick Zeller
- Length: 2 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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I’m the Hyrrokin High Priest of a remote monastery on the planet Salo. I spend my days in quiet contemplation, keeping my flame-throwing banked and nursing my war wounds. And I take my vows of silence and celibacy very seriously. Very. Seriously. Then one day a mouthy, gorgeous human female is dumped onto the stone steps of the main altar. And suddenly I’m tempted like never before.
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Sweater-vested demon crushes on his puddin
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-29-22
By: Michele Mills
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Agnarr's Teacher
- Abandoned on Niflheim, Book 1
- By: Jenifer Wood
- Narrated by: Connor Brown, Veronica Fox
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm the next in line for Fyrifirar Tribe Jarl, a skilled warrior, and definitely not good at chopping down trees. But I can't stop thinking about the tiny human female who we'd found near our village with eleven other human females. She's so small, barely larger than an orkin child, and so lovely I can't get her out of my mind. And then I went and nearly killed her while felling a tree to distract myself. Yet somehow, she still ended up in my arms.
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sweet and spicy!
- By Haven on 06-10-24
By: Jenifer Wood
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Wrath
- Xian Warriors, Book 8
- By: Regine Abel
- Narrated by: Daryl Mayfield
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Kwan’s dreams of joining the Vanguard finally comes true. Unfortunately, a recent tragedy dampens the joy of this experience. She hopes that reuniting with her long-time friend Linette and embarking on epic rescue missions will help bury painful memories. However, meeting her team leader—the stunning, bioengineered Warrior named Wrath—throws a wrench in things. The last thing she wants or needs is romance. But on top of being badass, he’s sweet, funny, incredibly supportive... and apparently her soulmate.
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Mature characterization in plot and performances
- By Sherman on 06-22-24
By: Regine Abel
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Artek
- Seven Brides for Seven Alien Brothers, Book 1
- By: Honey Phillips
- Narrated by: Beth Roeg, Gideon Frost
- Length: 3 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Worn down by war and conflict, Commander Artek and his brothers - the soldiers under his command - have chosen to start a new life on a backwater planet. As hard work and peaceful surroundings start to heal old wounds, he realizes that something - or rather someone - is missing from his new life. None of the human females in the small town on the other side of the mountains appeal to him except for the shopkeeper’s daughter. She’s smart, sensible - and disturbingly attractive despite her shapeless clothes and brusque manner.
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Artek gets Lucky
- By Fina on 05-22-24
By: Honey Phillips
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Happily Ever Maybe?
- A Calico Cove Standalone
- By: Hailey Shore
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell, Samantha Brentmoor
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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He’s the billionaire Beast of Calico Cove, and I’m his sacrificial lamb…I mean, his new employee. Malcolm Bettencourt is a recluse with a nasty scar across his face and a bad attitude. He has a bone to pick with my family over a loan my dad can't pay back, so to save our lobster business, I agree to be his live-in housekeeper and cook. We have nothing in common, and there’s no reason to think he would want anything to do with someone like me. Except I can’t stop thinking about him, and he can’t stop looking at me.
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No Audio Issues for Me
- By Anonymous User on 06-08-23
By: Hailey Shore
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Covet Me
- Immortal Vices and Virtues: Her Monstrous Mates, Book 1
- By: Kel Carpenter, Aurelia Jane
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, J.F. Harding
- Length: 15 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm the daughter of the Don, but my life as a mafia princess is far from a fairy-tale. Trapped in a pretty cage, my family clipped my wings so that I can fill the role all princesses are tasked: to marry a prince and secure an alliance. My mob boss father would give anything to gain an edge over the rest of the Supernatural Syndicates in New York—including me.
By: Kel Carpenter, and others
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Single Orc Dad
- A Sweet Monster Treats Standalone
- By: Ava Ross
- Narrated by: Heather Firth, Aiden Snow
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm determined to turn Quirky Kingdom into the showpiece it used to be. Problem is—more than just the rides need fixing. It's way more than I can handle on my own. I tap my new neighbor to help—Rexin, a hunky orc handyman who's also a single dad extraordinaire. Since it's summer, he brings his twelve-year-old son to the job with him.
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Another winner!
- By Margaret on 04-16-24
By: Ava Ross
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Monsters' Manor
- By: Leigh Miller
- Narrated by: Lexi Maynard
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Losing my job was bad, but ending up on my witch of an aunt's doorstep as a last resort was even worse. Her offer? Embrace the magic I've always denied and come work for her at our family's haunted manor. The one staffed by monsters who aren't just people in costumes, including two in particular who draw me in immediately.
By: Leigh Miller
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Dark Eyed Devil
- A Brothers of Paradise Standalone
- By: Olivia Hayle
- Narrated by: Lila Winters, Jameson Adams
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Hayden Cole was my brother's best friend and the boy from the wrong side of the tracks. Broken smiles, dark hair, and eyes that had seen far too much for his age. We spent a summer together in secret. In the darkness, in the silence, our hearts spoke the same language. Until he left without a word and tore mine right out of my chest. Ten years later, he returns from the Navy, demanding a second chance. He's every inch the rogue I remember—crooked smiles and dark eyes—but now he's a man grown. Tall and broad and persistent.
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Way too much brood and angst
- By Daisy 2 on 04-17-24
By: Olivia Hayle
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Falling Shadows
- Silvercrest Academy, Book 1
- By: KC Kean
- Narrated by: Marie Hawkins, Dryw McArthur
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Shadowmoor has forged me into who I am today, and I have the mark and scars to prove it. I never thought I'd see the light again, but it seems destiny has other plans for me. My father's arrival means life as I know it is about to change. Silvercrest Academy trains and prepares the most gifted and privileged among us for their future contributions to the Monarchy. I may come from the right family, but I am a void.
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Good story, male voices are terrible
- By Amazon Customer on 04-05-24
By: KC Kean
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Laika...
- A Love Story
- By: J.F. McCarney
- Narrated by: Denel Honeyball
- Length: 5 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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This historical fiction follows Ayana Kenes, a peasant girl from Kazakhstan in the Soviet Union, who has unexpectedly risen to the top of the Soviet Space program. It is the dawn of the Space Race in 1957 and the Russians are in a race with the Americans. Ayana is tasked with helping to rush Laika, to become the first dog to orbit the Earth. But Ayana is distracted by a quirky, artistic lab technician, Nikolai Yinski, and his affection for Laika and the other dogs in the program.
By: J.F. McCarney
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Married to the Yuletide Alien
- Alliance Holiday, Book 1
- By: Alma Nilsson
- Narrated by: Jill Smith, Jack Calihan
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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A year ago, I reluctantly erased my true other half’s memories of our time together. She said that if we were truly meant to be married, our souls would find each other again. Now, I’ve illegally traveled to Earth and have found her alone in a secluded cabin. I only have a few days to convince her of who I am to her. But the odds are against me. She didn’t recognize me on sight, no longer has a translator, and sees me as an alien. But I refuse to give up. There is no one else for me in the galaxy.
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Cute
- By WildRoseTree on 06-26-24
By: Alma Nilsson
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Mountain of Dragons and Sacrifice
- A Sacrificed Hearts Standalone
- By: Tara Grayce
- Narrated by: Avery Caris
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Every year, Nessa's village sacrifices a maiden to the dragon in the mountain. If they don't, the dragon will sweep down from his lair and destroy them all. When Nessa is chosen to be that year's sacrifice, she's prepared to be eaten—as much as anyone can prepare for such a thing. Instead, she finds herself swept away to a world of dragons, gnomes, and fae creatures beyond her imagination, leaving her with more questions than answers.
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TRUE HEART OF A DRAGON
- By 🐺 SCARLET PIMPERNEL 🐺 on 05-26-24
By: Tara Grayce
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Rising Sun
- Elven Kingdoms, Book 1
- By: Donna Grant
- Narrated by: Shane East
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Nothing could make Yasmin return to Shaldorn, the place of nightmares. But when she's caught stealing, she's given an ultimatum: take Ravi over the Dangerous Peaks to the stronghold or face imprisonment. She has no choice but to agree, though she intends to escape the elf as soon as she reaches the mountains. Yet, as they battle nature itself, the two enemies find common ground-and an all-consuming passion.
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Absolutely Fantastic!
- By Shylock on 05-23-24
By: Donna Grant
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Keeper of Scarlet Petals
- A Fantasy Romance
- By: A.N. Skye
- Narrated by: Avery Caris
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Jasmine wasn’t ready for it. Less than a year into her training at Sanctuary, a college for Keepers and mages alike, and with a fresh start from a brutal life of thievery in the slums, all she wanted to do was continue mastering the sword arts and avoid her other responsibilities. Those plans are ruined when she's assigned to be the protector of a young nobleman whose family was murdered. Her new charge is cocky, smug, and drives her up a wall at every opportunity.
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Keeper of Scarlet Petals
- By S. Cole on 06-03-24
By: A.N. Skye
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Deadly Risk
- Prey Security: Alpha Team, Book 1
- By: Jane Blythe
- Narrated by: Brad Warden, Anna Lynn Wright
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Mackenzie Arden knows she'll never be free of her brother's violent obsession with her, and now she's his prisoner and an unwitting pawn in his plot. When she's rescued by a man who is as intriguing as he is intimidating, she finally starts to feel safe for the first time in her life—only he wants nothing to do with her.
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When might meets the right one
- By margaret on 07-03-24
By: Jane Blythe
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- Jessica
- 05-17-24
Delightful reimagining of a classic tale
The smart, funny dialogue and witty banter kept me giggling throughout the story. Honey Phillips once again took the classic “ My Fair Lady” story/concept and made it her own! Highly enjoyable- make sure you get this today!!
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- Fina
- 06-11-24
loved it
I already love this author and the story that she did her retake on the original classic film. but the two narrators for this fit the parts very well and added to the story this was enjoyable to listen to.
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