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Jonathan Sleep
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Robert Bevan
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This is a collection of the ninth six short stories in the Caverns & Creatures series. It includes the following titles: Look Before You Leak, Bred Dwarf, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Alcoholic Gnome, Don't Get Too Athached, Fool's Gold, and Kiss My Cloaca.
If you've already purchased all of these books, there is nothing new for you here. If you haven't yet purchased any, you can save a few bucks by buying this collection. If you've only purchased some of these already, you'll have to do some math.
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Meet Zane Shields - A high-schooler with a fiery passion for combat, who turns even ordinary battles into epic showdowns! He dreams of glorious battles, but this mundane world cannot satisfy his passion for fighting. Unbeknownst to Zane, it's the last day of the world. A nuclear bomb-wielding Instagram-star-turned-dictator has accidentally deployed missiles across the globe. Just as the world faces imminent destruction, Zane is whisked away by a swirling light that asks one simple question. What kind of life do you desire?
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A slap stick punch that just doesn’t land
- By Anonymous User on 11-21-24
By: Konrad Ryan
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Roverpowered
- Tales of an Aspiring Alchemist and Her Overwhelmingly Powerful Dog
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 3 hrs
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Wanda and Wumble are a small pair with vast ambitions. One an aspiring alchemist, and the other her faithful hound, the pair bond as wizard and familiar to begin their pursuit of magic. As a newly made wizard without any training, resources, or even a home to return to, Wanda will have to forge her own way on a path where constant dangers lurk. Even the simple act of furthering her alchemy education swiftly becomes a harrowing ordeal.
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It’s a good novella, but not a novel
- By Brent on 09-07-24
By: Drew Hayes
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6d6: A Caverns and Creatures Mini-Adventure Collection
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
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This is a collection of the sixth six short stories in the Caverns and Creatures series...Sound interesting? The author thinks so too! Listen to 6d6 and experience the compelling world of dark humor and fantasy.
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BETTER THAN SEX*
- By Anonymous User on 05-23-19
By: Robert Bevan
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Edenbound
- Quest of the Seraphim
- By: Gabe D.
- Narrated by: David Winter
- Length: 1 hr and 36 mins
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In a world where the divine and mortal realms intertwine, "Return to Eden" follows the journey of Aidan, a humble hunter, whose life takes an extraordinary turn when he encounters Kydriel, a celestial seraphim. Set in a lush, richly detailed fantasy world, this novel explores themes of destiny, courage, and the eternal quest for paradise.
By: Gabe D.
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Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
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Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic game master who taunts and harasses them while he sits back and eats their fried chicken.
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A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
- By Anonymous User on 06-26-19
By: Robert Bevan
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7d6
- A Caverns and Creatures Mini-Adventure Collection, Book 7
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
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This is a collection of six short stories from the Caverns and Creatures series. It includes the following stories: "Slimes and Misty Wieners", "Great Balls on Fire", "Your Anus Is a Gas Giant", "Clear and Present Ranger", "The Mimic's Chest", and "Styxian Stoners May Break My Boners".
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They are still great!
- By Anonymous User on 03-12-20
By: Robert Bevan
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Ultimate Cocky Fighter
- A LitRPG Wuxia Comedy Adventure (Ultimate Cocky Fighter, Book 1)
- By: Konrad Ryan
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 15 hrs and 25 mins
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Meet Zane Shields - A high-schooler with a fiery passion for combat, who turns even ordinary battles into epic showdowns! He dreams of glorious battles, but this mundane world cannot satisfy his passion for fighting. Unbeknownst to Zane, it's the last day of the world. A nuclear bomb-wielding Instagram-star-turned-dictator has accidentally deployed missiles across the globe. Just as the world faces imminent destruction, Zane is whisked away by a swirling light that asks one simple question. What kind of life do you desire?
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A slap stick punch that just doesn’t land
- By Anonymous User on 11-21-24
By: Konrad Ryan
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Roverpowered
- Tales of an Aspiring Alchemist and Her Overwhelmingly Powerful Dog
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 3 hrs
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Wanda and Wumble are a small pair with vast ambitions. One an aspiring alchemist, and the other her faithful hound, the pair bond as wizard and familiar to begin their pursuit of magic. As a newly made wizard without any training, resources, or even a home to return to, Wanda will have to forge her own way on a path where constant dangers lurk. Even the simple act of furthering her alchemy education swiftly becomes a harrowing ordeal.
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It’s a good novella, but not a novel
- By Brent on 09-07-24
By: Drew Hayes
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6d6: A Caverns and Creatures Mini-Adventure Collection
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
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This is a collection of the sixth six short stories in the Caverns and Creatures series...Sound interesting? The author thinks so too! Listen to 6d6 and experience the compelling world of dark humor and fantasy.
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BETTER THAN SEX*
- By Anonymous User on 05-23-19
By: Robert Bevan
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Edenbound
- Quest of the Seraphim
- By: Gabe D.
- Narrated by: David Winter
- Length: 1 hr and 36 mins
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In a world where the divine and mortal realms intertwine, "Return to Eden" follows the journey of Aidan, a humble hunter, whose life takes an extraordinary turn when he encounters Kydriel, a celestial seraphim. Set in a lush, richly detailed fantasy world, this novel explores themes of destiny, courage, and the eternal quest for paradise.
By: Gabe D.
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The Aegis of Merlin Omnibus Vol. 1
- By: James E. Wisher
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 24 hrs and 12 mins
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Conryu has his life all figured out. At least until the final day of school arrives and with it the annual wizard's test. When Conryu passes the test, no one can believe it since everyone knows boys can't do magic. Suddenly thrust into a world of magic and danger, Conryu must figure out how to use his news powers and quickly.
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A well written Young Adult story.
- By C E Wright on 03-14-20
By: James E. Wisher
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Shingles Audio Collection Volume 9
- By: Robert Bevan, Authors and Dragons
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, Cal Wembly
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
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Squid Match: More than a mere tale of horror and carnage, this story is a powerful study in class struggles and inequality. Some Body to Love: Join Sally as she embarks on a quest to get chlamydia while helping her classmate's father secure a corpse in time for his sex doll convention . . . and maybe find love along the way. The Lepercorn: Lucy and her father are just like any working-class family trying to make an honest living scamming blind people out of hot dogs. But their lives are turned upside down when a small misunderstanding manifests as a grotesque abomination.
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I peed myself while listening
- By Connor on 11-02-23
By: Robert Bevan, and others
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Shingles Audio Collection Volume 7
- Shingles Series, Book 7
- By: Robert Bevan, Steve Wetherell, John G. Hartness, and others
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, Cal Wembly
- Length: 12 hrs and 53 mins
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Shania's dreams are put on hold when her teacher awakens an ancient evil. Does she have what it takes to break the Mummy's Curse? Peggy wished her dad dated an actual human woman and not one of the creepy sex dolls that are appearing all over town. But Peggy's domestic problems might be the least of her worries as the patented Real Companions begin to get a little too real. Judy longs to follow in her father's footsteps as a scientist, but she learns a hard lesson when she accidentally releases a horde of demon pigs upon the town.
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Part 4 is best of the lot
- By Dr Rick on 10-29-24
By: Robert Bevan, and others
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That's Not Right
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
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Amber is a young videographer who has landed her dream job. She is to produce a web series based on a late-night talk radio show dealing with the unexplained. She is a huge fan of the show, and its host, Jack Owens, who she hopes to help reveal the world’s most cryptic secrets. The first secret she reveals is Jack’s. He doesn’t believe any of this crap. To him, the show is just a cushy job that allows him to support himself and his wife without having to try very hard.
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Great book
- By Matthew on 12-10-24
By: Scott Meyer
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The War of the Noobs
- Noobtown, Book 8
- By: Ryan Rimmel
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 17 hrs and 46 mins
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Jim, the Mayor of Noobtown, journeys to the depths of Ordinal in search of Jarra before he prepares for war against the Dark Overlord. He is doing his best, but outside forces keep getting in his way. Between playing politics, the increasing difficulty of avoiding the admins, and building an army, does Jim even have time to formulate a plan for victory?
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Kraken Mage
- By: Robin Hutson
- Narrated by: Amber Hartt, Jonathan Waters, Raya Kane
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
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Alaria Hartwood vanquishes a legendary kraken, becoming a Tentacle Mage. Her newfound talents and wealth bring hope of a quiet retirement, but fate has far different plans.
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- By Anonymous User on 07-28-24
By: Robin Hutson
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Dramatized Adaptation)
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
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Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night, Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world.
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No Kirby means No Fred
- By Rubin S. Bashir on 01-04-21
By: Drew Hayes
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The Girl in Cabin 13
- Emma Griffin FBI Mystery, Book 1
- By: A.J. Rivers
- Narrated by: Claire Duncan
- Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins
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FBI Agent Emma Griffin is sent undercover to the small sleepy town of Feathered Nest to uncover the truth behind the strings of disappearances that has left the town terrified. To Emma, there is nothing that can lay buried forever. Even though her own childhood has been plagued by deaths and disappearances.
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NO to the narrator.
- By Despina Hiotis on 01-27-21
By: A.J. Rivers
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A Thousand Li: The First Step
- A Xianxia Cultivation Series, Book 1
- By: Tao Wong
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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Given a chance at immortality, can Wu Ying grasp the fleeting opportunity? Long Wu Ying never expected to join a Sect or become a real cultivator. His days were spent studying, planting rice on the family farm and spending time with his friends. Fate, however, has different plans for Wu Ying and when the army arrives at his village, he and many other members of the village are conscripted.
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Not quite Will Wight, but good enough.
- By Justin on 07-24-19
By: Tao Wong
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The Crucible
- Reclaimer, Book 1
- By: Waldo Rodriguez
- Narrated by: BJ Harrison
- Length: 22 hrs and 16 mins
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As an out of shape nerd, Gabriel Rivera had more pressing issues than outlandish things like godhood: Evacuating the city, joining the military, and protecting his family. Simple right? Everything changed when the PAC invaded. When the grim fate of his world is revealed, Gabriel joins the Reclaimer Project to save his family. A lowly F ranker, he's weaker than even the worst recruits. Good thing he's too stubborn for his own good.
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Teen with bad stats trains to be Top Gun
- By Ed Pegg Jr on 01-31-23
By: Waldo Rodriguez
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Shattered Dreams
- Ultimate Level 1, Book 1
- By: Shawn Wilson
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
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Max wanted to be a [Baker]. Settle down, bake stuff, and enjoy life. The gods, however, ruined that dream. Given [Baker] and a rare black skill, he is now running for his life, trying to grow strong enough to return home. Now, Max must find a way to grow strong enough to survive the people and the god hunting him.
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First time narrator?
- By Anonymous User on 08-31-24
By: Shawn Wilson
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The Vixen War Bride
- The Vixen War Bride Series, Book 1
- By: Thomas Doscher
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
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With the destruction of their home colony, Captain Ben Gibson and his Army Rangers have nowhere else to go. Six months after humanity’s victory in Earth’s first ever interstellar war, a group of soldiers are tasked with running a convoy refueling base in a rural part of the occupied enemy world. When they arrive, they find the local village has been abandoned in anticipation of their arrival by the panicked residents.
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Fun story, lots of funny misunderstandings.
- By Anonymous User on 12-04-24
By: Thomas Doscher
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- Anonymous User
- 11-10-24
Good to have C&C back!
I missed this series. Hope Robert can keep them coming at a steady pace. Would like to see the additional spells in the regular series
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- Anonymous User
- 11-15-24
Sucked like Dave’s mom…that’s a good thing
The stories contained within this anthology were not only funny, but very well written and a returned to what made them great in the earlier volumes. While there was some toilet humor, it was toned down and jokes about Dave’s mom were plentiful and rarely repeated from story to story.
Probably the best written stories to date and as always the narration was superb. Shoutout to Sleep!
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- Anonymous User
- 11-26-24
finally
it's great glad to have another in the series it is awesome worth the credit or monet
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- Scout
- 11-05-24
The Mini adventures are always fun
6 short stories from the crew that doesn't hold back on the crude humor we have all come to love
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- Nate
- 11-07-24
Robert Beven Strikes Gold
I love his D6 short story series, almost more then the main book series. They never disappoint! Each one light hearted and full of non stop humor! If you haven't bought this book yet, do it now! If your new to the series, what are you doing reading this? Go get Critical Failures 1 and start reading!!
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- Anonymous User
- 12-05-24
Bevan continues to deliver!
Always a laugh out loud experience. I think Fools Gold was the best short so far!
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- Anonymous User
- 10-31-24
Cooper Stood Out..
All the mom jokes were awesome, but a bit on the nose. Just like Dave's mom.
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- Joel R Klase
- 11-10-24
Another amazingly hilarious sick series of adventures!
Bevan’s twistedly sick writing and Sleep’s character performances are a most delicious listening pleasure! These mini adventures are as good (or better!) than the main storylines running in the main series. Thank you to all involved for a great listen!
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- Anonymous User
- 11-29-24
Critical Hit - 54 Damage
Well it's been a while between sojourns the boys are back, this time with a few new spells and some new conundrums to resolve.
The standard and expected heavy drinking, farting, pooping, puking and taboo poking are still understandably present along with the fail forward shenanigans you would expect in a caverns and creature adventure starring the core retinue of characters from the original adventure that are the primary antagonists of the D6 anthology series, however this time round there a sparkle and a sense of real momentum pushing through the 6 stories .
For those unaware Robert Beven has been doing a series of YouTube videos under Caverns & Creatures a bunch of which were an exploration of Dungeons and Dragons spells and interesting ways to use them and that endeavor has very much paid off in terms of their application in the new stories adding an extra level of fun and surprises.
The stories themselves which I shall not spoil here are nicely varied and rather than specifically or obviously focusing down on any one character to present a focused vignette as they frequently did in the past, these stories are very much all about the whole party and how they interact with each other and deal with the challenges they find themselves confronting.
This set of tales are collectively the most like actual quests, dubious characters may find themselves going on in a fantasy roleplaying game and the writing is also the best its been in years.
Descriptions, dialogue and plotting are all on point and all combine to make what is genuinely some of the most entertaining stories I have heard in a while, they were all inventive, well paced and engaging , these are probably the finest written stories in the series and that includes the full novels.
The jokes and jibes liberally shotgunned into the tales mostly landed and there was just enough pushing of the taste envelope to make you double check you just heard that right.
I have no idea if the author was enjoying himself in reality when he wrote these but here they appear to have the sense of a writer trying out new stuff and playing with his characters in a way that feels fresh, controlled with now years of honed expertise.
The narrator is a comforting standard for this whole series, Johnathan sleep typically and superbly Juggles the vocal challenges of narrating the action with a sincere neutral tone thus adding a sturdy backbone to the ludicrous situations and the verbose and varied collection of characters along the odd curve ball that Robert Bevan throws his way, such as in the last story of the anthology.
All together the combination of excellent writing from Richard Bevan and consistent well acted narration from Johnathan Sleep create what is an experience well worth the credit or the cash to go on this new set of adventures.
With 54 collected short Stories over 9 volumes and 9 Novels in the fact that this series can still shine so brightly when polished is a remarkable feat, for what it counts I personally am hopeful and looking forward to the next soonish to be released entry in the main series with a renewed sense of hope and enthusiasm thanks to this collection and if you are on the fence as to whether to keep going it is a highly recommended that you pick this up and stick with it.
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- geuis
- 11-10-24
Love these insane books
More d jokes, more better. People need to buy more of Bevens' books so can devote more time to writing.
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