Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal

By: Meghan Quinn

Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, Teddy Hamilton, J.F. Harding, Vanessa Edwin, Robert Hatchet, Shane East

From New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Meghan Quinn comes a brand-new holiday rom-com with all the humor and heat her fans adore.

Nothing says I love you like trespassing, public humiliation, and a town-wide Christmas spectacle to win your crush back.

Atlas "Max" Maxheimer did not sign up for this. One minute, he's anxiously trying to keep his family's Christmas tree farm from imploding. The next? He's passed out in the snow after getting clocked by a suspiciously strong bottle of soda.

Enter Betty: new in town, full of holiday cheer, and helping her uncle open a rival tree farm next door. Max is convinced she's out to destroy everything Evergreen Farm stands for. Betty thinks Max might be one sleigh short of a winter parade.

Cue the holiday chaos.

Between blizzards, blown reputations, wildly misguided romantic plots, and one stolen ornament with a seriously tragic backstory, this small-town war turns into something far messier—and much more delicious—than either of them expected.

©2025 Meghan Quinn (P)2025 Meghan Quinn

New holiday comfort read!

Genre: Romance/RomCom
Format Read On: Audiobook, Full Cast, Duet style
Narrators: MCs~Teddy Hamilton & Samantha Brentmoor
Spice: Open Door

Ok, I loved this one even more than How My Neighbor Stole Christmas (which, I really enjoyed last year). Maybe because Home Alone is one of my favorite holiday movies and I loved all the references to the movie 🤭 This will definitely be a comfort read every December!

Meghan Quinn spicy Christmas is hilarious and HOT and I hope we get more every year! I laughed so much through this book and the aurjobook is an absolute must listen!

Seriously... I love a spicy Meghan Quinn Christmas.

Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal was a great 2nd book in this series.

As an awkward rambler, I totally get Max and Betty.
Ass prints on the couch, garland hanging around, sticky cordial ... It's all here.

It's a "get you in the mood" kind of book... mood for Christmas You pervs! lol.

LOL fun!!

Im never disappointed with a meghan quinn books. This book was a great start for the holiday season. Funny, spicy and a heartfelt story.

Made me laugh out loud!

Fun and funny! Light-hearted and fun. Cute storyline, and had me laughing out loud.

The Comedy was perfect

OMG i laughed way too much at this book! so much fun and such an emotional experience that I have to relive again and again!