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Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal

By: Meghan Quinn
Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, Teddy Hamilton, J.F. Harding, Vanessa Edwin, Robert Hatchet, Shane East
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From New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Meghan Quinn comes a brand-new holiday rom-com with all the humor and heat her fans adore.

Nothing says I love you like trespassing, public humiliation, and a town-wide Christmas spectacle to win your crush back.

Atlas "Max" Maxheimer did not sign up for this. One minute, he's anxiously trying to keep his family's Christmas tree farm from imploding. The next? He's passed out in the snow after getting clocked by a suspiciously strong bottle of soda.

Enter Betty: new in town, full of holiday cheer, and helping her uncle open a rival tree farm next door. Max is convinced she's out to destroy everything Evergreen Farm stands for. Betty thinks Max might be one sleigh short of a winter parade.

Cue the holiday chaos.

Between blizzards, blown reputations, wildly misguided romantic plots, and one stolen ornament with a seriously tragic backstory, this small-town war turns into something far messier—and much more delicious—than either of them expected.

©2025 Meghan Quinn (P)2025 Meghan Quinn Winter Christmas Witty Funny Feel-Good
Laugh-out-loud Humor • Heartwarming Romance • Full Cast Narration • Festive Holiday Setting • Excellent Voice Acting

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Omg I ate this book up baby!! I love Max and Betty’s story!!! It was so funny and spicy and romantic!!!

Amazing

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All I can say is I will NEVER look at Popcorn Garland the same again 🧐🫣🤐🥴😏😏😏

I LAUGHED SO MUCH I WAS CRYING

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This cast of narrators and this story was absolutely amazing! I don’t think I’ve laughed out loud while listening to a book in a long time! This story was so good! I thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it! The narrators performances was just an added touch that had me rolling on the floor. Teddy and Samantha were sooooo good together!

Loved this cast!

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great voices, I'm not usually a Teddy Hamilton fan but he was great as Atlas. The humor was spot on with every character and multiple places had me laughing out loud and startling my kids, whoops!

absolutely adorable!

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What’s not to love? The cast smashed it, great story, tasteful spice. Everything this girl loves!

LOVE

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