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Bard Tidings
- A Humorous Fantasy Novel
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
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The spirit of a warrior lies deep inside a bard. Deep down. Way, way down.
Jonas wakes up each day regretting his position as the king’s bard. He dreams of escaping the kingdom and returning to life as a traveling musician with his best friend Elrick. But when his love Bree is taken prisoner in the castle, he and Elrick must act. Their attempts at rescue go horribly wrong, and the king marks them for death. Now they must flee the kingdom with a hefty reward on their heads.
Meanwhile, the king’s soldiers march to war, placing Bree’s hometown in their path of destruction. Jonas must go from lute player to monster slayer as they travel through dangerous lands on a desperate quest to stop an army.
Their adventures throw them in league with fearsome lycans, stabby assassins, and a cursed warrior. With their help they must survive a pursuing dragon, slay a sorcerer, defeat an army, and of course, compose the perfect song along the way.
Can Jonas and his friends survive the journey and save an innocent town before it’s too late?
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Virtual Voice can’t do SARCASM
This read like a basic role playing game campaign. Simple story line, basic characters get gear and go on a quest. The virtual voice was not able to ring the story to life at all. Missing every opportunity for interpretation of phrases. Not worth reading. I had to play it at 1.2 speed.
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