Beware of Chicken 3: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel
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A laugh-out-loud, slice-of-life martial-arts fantasy about . . . farming????
Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck in his body.
As Jin, I’m a man of the earth. A wielder of shovels and lord of rice and wheat. And sure, I also had to die and get pulled into another universe to end up here. But guess what? I’m starting to think it was worth it.
I’ve somehow managed to get away from it all. Finally free of the bloodshed of cultivator fights, I figure I’ll live in the slow lane from here on out, my only real concern the rain—or lack thereof.
Unfortunately, I’ve suddenly got a shady organization looking for me, my cat has gone off to fight in a martial arts tournament, and my chicken has uncovered an ancient crystal containing portents of doom. You know, the usual stuff.
I’m not worried though. Sometimes trouble finds you. And while I may not be a master cultivator . . . trouble should know better than to mess with a farmer.
The third volume of the blockbuster progression-fantasy series—with more than 20 million views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-24-23
Another awesome chapter to the story
The story holds true to its roots, interesting from start to finish. Both the narrator and story grip you as much as the previous two iterations.
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- TC
- 11-24-23
Basically Perfect
This series has become my most anticipated release. It's a very impressive feat of writing to make a story both lighthearted and compelling; add Travis Baldree in and you have a terrific listen.
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- Joshua
- 11-22-23
One of my favorites
It is the perfect blend of comedy, satire, slice of life, action, and the occasional haunting/tramatic experience. The series keeps getting better and better. I literally listened to the entire book in a day and a half. If anyone is on the fence about starting the series, because the plot seems strange. Just do it. You wont regret it!
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- R. Harmon
- 11-25-23
It's all coming together...
I think the only thing I didn't like about this one is that now I have to wait for the next one. If you enjoyed the previous two, expect to enjoy this installment as well. The disciples make friends, the MC gets a bit of closure, and the cast continues to grow as they make the Azure Hills a better place.
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- jonathan
- 12-08-23
True feel good book with great Narration
Casual farmer is my new favorite author. You know it's a great book when you are upset that the story came to an end. With callbacks and references galore Bidee has returned. Tournament arc that knows it's a tournament arc. I love it
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- Anonymous User
- 12-04-23
Jin begins coming in to his own
This was the book I’d been waiting for. Seeing the side characters grow into their own was great. But seeing Jin starting to come to terms with his own power and accept what it means has me eagerly awaiting he next installment.
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- Victoria Small
- 11-27-23
It was so good I couldn’t stop listening.
I love this series. Once you start to listen it’s hard to stop. I can’t wait for the next one. I would recommend this series to anyone who loves a great and well told story.
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- Frozenwind
- 11-25-23
What a wonderful series
A great slice of life that shows strength through connections and love of the land. i hope this series continues on for years to come.
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- Carter12s
- 11-26-23
good book, nice follow up
heavy on combat. low on farming, but a good story.
solid follow up to previous books. good character growth
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- Charles
- 11-29-23
fun!
it's always a treat when these come out! can't wait for the next! no complaints!
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