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Eden Redd
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Asher Blackwood always dreamed of being a famous adventurer, but reality has a way of shattering dreams. With dungeons filled with deadly perils, quests that barely pay enough to survive, and a lack of fame and fortune, Asher is ready to give up on his aspirations. However, fate has other plans.
After inheriting a mysterious farmhouse and land from his deceased uncle, Asher finds himself in the enigmatic Mist Valley, where he encounters alluring women from various fantasy races who seek his aid.
As he unravels the secrets of the farm, Asher discovers that it holds more than just mundane crops and livestock. With mystical potions to craft and primal desires to satiate, Asher learns that his new life as a farmer may be more rewarding than he ever imagined. But as he becomes more deeply involved with the farm and its inhabitants, Asher realizes there is a dark side to the unusual inheritance.
Asher will have to navigate the treacherous and alluring world of Mist Valley in this thrilling tale of fantasy, slice of life, and desire.
Blackwood Milk Farm is for mature listeners only. It includes mystery, intrigue, and unconventional relationships.
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Chad Stone's life took a dramatic turn when he was laid off from his job and forced to move back in with his parents. But little did he know, his struggles were just the beginning of a culinary adventure unlike any other. After finding solace in a popular MMORPG, Chad suddenly finds himself transported to a strange new world where players of the game are mysteriously vanishing. With the guidance of a purple kangaroo named Fozzy, Chad learns that he has been ranked a powerful S-class barbarian in this new world.
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Author seemed confused
- By JENNIFER W. on 10-27-23
By: Austin Beck
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Card Mage: Omnibus
- Books 1-3 of the Card Mage Series
- By: Eden Redd
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 34 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Dax has dreamed of becoming a mage and joining the Kinarth Academy of Champions. When he is accepted, he believes he has what it takes to be one of the best among a new wave of heroic champions.
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loved it!
- By cody borst on 07-21-23
By: Eden Redd
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Succubus Summoner: The Complete Omnibus
- By: Virgil Knightley, Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Faye Bishop, Tom North
- Length: 24 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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On the day of his Proving, Apprentice Summoner Samuel Eamon chooses a white rabbit as his familiar, summoning a creature from the Outer Spheres and dubbing it “Snowball.” What he gets is a shapely succubus with bunny ears and a poofy cottontail. Turns out everything he tries to summon ends up a succubus. With his new Summoner’s License, Samuel is sent with a former classmate as his escort to meet Runescribe Elantrica Ilmora—someone who just might be able to discern the truth behind his odd spin on Calling Magic.
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Very meh
- By Anonymous User on 12-19-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Country Mage: The Complete Series
- A Slice of Life Fantasy Adventure
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Owen Samuels, Scarlett Valene
- Length: 64 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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James's great adventure begins with a simple thing — a rustic cabin in the countryside. Charmed by the prospect, he decides to leave his stressful city life behind and move into the woods. But country living isn't boring. There's a quaint town nearby with kind folks who still help each other out. Maybe the bubbly blonde storekeeper has a job or two for James? And let's not forget the magical legacy waiting for James, tracing back through the history of his family.
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MC has poor judgement
- By Jordan Smith on 11-21-24
By: Jack Bryce
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Hometown Hero
- The Breeder, Book 1
- By: B.A. Oliver
- Narrated by: Arthur Bray, Raya Kane
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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The system grants many classes, most of them common. Nine of ten children who receive a class and become adults receive a common class, the others will receive uncommon, rare, or if truly blessed an exquisite class. Above even those are the Legendary classes, granted to less than one in a thousand. Those blessed with a legendary class, live lives lasting hundreds of years, receive skills others can only dream of. Wealth, status, power, all of these will be yours if the system chooses you. Today is Jay’s last chance at a class.
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Awesome & Spicy Slice
- By Anonymous User on 12-05-23
By: B.A. Oliver
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Harem Farm
- Harem Farm, Book 1
- By: David Aries
- Narrated by: Robert Bradvica, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Steve had experience when it came to waking up with hangovers. Being attacked by kobolds? Not so much. After rousing in the middle of a monster-filled forest, he was sure his life was over. That was until he was saved by a fire-wielding angel who was anything but human. Now Steve finds himself a temporary guest on a small run-down farm filled with monster girls who need his help. None more so than the canine beauty responsible for saving his skin.
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Ok, but predictable with slightly annoying MC
- By Roy on 03-16-22
By: David Aries
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Rod Quasar Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Nick Noble
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Nina Harmony
- Length: 22 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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The last thing I remember was being cryogenically frozen, but now I was in a strange room, surrounded by advanced technology I had never seen before. My confusion only grew as I explored this new world–a future that was nothing like I ever could have imagined. It didn't take long for me to learn that humanity was extinct and that I was now in the hands of a stunning AI, a siren with camouflaging powers, and a monster girl who happens to be a great engineer–beings that are as fascinating as they are strange.
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A very nice scifi
- By BiduscasMate on 03-05-24
By: Nick Noble
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Yes, Master
- By: Simon Archer
- Narrated by: Rachel Leblang
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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What if you had a genie who wanted your every last desire to come true? What if you had two? And what if they were competing to see who could do a better job?
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Simple and good slice of life
- By Andrew on 04-26-22
By: Simon Archer
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Atomic Mage Omnibus Books 1-3
- By: Garrett A. Carter
- Narrated by: Matthew Beans, Ophelia Madson
- Length: 29 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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While on a trip to visit his children after his wife's untimely death, Cade Willmartin suffers a tragic car accident. Waking up in a different world by some unknown means, he must use his new abilities to survive in this new world he finds himself in. Facing new and unknown challenges, his control over the smallest bits of matter will certainly come in handy, as he begins his journey as the 'Atomic Mage'.
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5 hours in, 17 sex scenes.
- By Jacob on 09-27-23
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Frontier Summoner
- A Slice of Life Fantasy Adventure
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Alfie Syme, Renée Nolen
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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David always was an outdoorsman and an explorer. But when Earth merged with the magical world of Tannoris, it suddenly became too dangerous for anyone without a Class to leave the cities. A shame, too, because with elves, foxkin, catkin, and many other magical beings abound, there is plenty for him to experience! But now, David’s dream just might come true! A mystical ritual will awaken his Class, and a budding homestead on the wild frontier is waiting for him to take ownership.
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Ridiculous and inconsistent
- By Jay Bryant on 02-23-24
By: Jack Bryce
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Castle Core
- By: Milo Storm
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Life as a peasant farmer was boring, to say the least. Was I really wrong to distract myself with the mayor’s daughter? She certainly didn’t mind. Of course, the mayor did, and now I’ve been exiled to some dark, distant forest on the other side of the continent. What do you do when your entire village betrays you? Start plotting your revenge, of course. After saving a beautiful woman’s life and nearly getting beaten to death for it, I became the proud owner of a castle core, the central power of every village. The best part? Every woman I marry gains a similar boost in power.
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Cringe Beginning
- By Roy on 02-26-22
By: Milo Storm
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The Crystal Heart
- Enthralled, Book 1
- By: Prax Venter
- Narrated by: Christian Fox
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Mark has big plans to further his education but is convinced by his AI assistant to join her for one day in a vividly real, and sexually themed, virtual world. However, not everything is as it seems. After Mark realizes he is reliving the same day over and over, he needs to find a way out or become trapped forever.
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Don't go breaking my heart
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 12-26-18
By: Prax Venter
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Mana Creamery
- A Cozy Slice of Life Adventure
- By: Austin Beck
- Narrated by: Ally Frey
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
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In the enchanting town of Frostwall, a young frost mage named Alaric stumbles upon a hidden recipe that will change his life forever. Armed with his magical abilities and an old ice cream churner, Alaric sets out to create the most extraordinary frozen treat the realm has ever tasted. But his journey is far from simple. From battling fearsome monsters to befriending a mysterious fawn girl, Alaric's quest takes him on an unexpected adventure. As he works to perfect his magical ice cream, he finds himself entangled in a web of friendship, danger, love, and self-discovery.
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great pacing, gentlemen conduct towards real respectable women
- By Big A on 12-18-24
By: Austin Beck
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Return of the Legendary Lord Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss, Seth Pike
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 35 hrs and 31 mins
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Join the Legendary Lord as he is reborn again, this time to fight an evil God that's threatening the existence of his very land. But first he has to build his stronghold, battle monsters and get to know the beautiful Elven queen Leyathel, among others if get to know means what you think it means… However, there's a slight problem. He has no idea who he is, why he was reborn, or what he’s supposed to do. Mere trifling details that won’t stop a Legendary Lord even if it takes him a little bit to get settled into his new environment!
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great concept done well
- By Scmcmaho on 01-28-24
By: Marcus Sloss, and others
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Apex Ascended Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: A.V. Ray
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Kat Riley
- Length: 20 hrs and 28 mins
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Everything changed when I witnessed an alien crash near my home. It carried two things: a beautiful blue-skinned woman who can fly, and an artifact capable of granting superpowers. The government got the ship, I got the girl...and the power. Now men are mutating into monsters, and only I can stop them. Well, myself and a trio of superheroines created to counter me and my extraterrestrial roommate. I need to find that ship, because something worse is coming.
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You just can't help yourself can you?
- By Anonymous User on 06-09-24
By: A.V. Ray
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- Chee Ortiz
- 07-27-23
Thank you Eden and Sierra
Thos book fell in my lap and checked all of my boxes. Good MC that is not a manga type or full of slang no other characters understand. Support cast who are down fpr the cause. Great story telling g by Eden. Excellent performance by Sierra. 5 stars.
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- Chris Adler
- 05-09-23
Farm life like you've never heard before
This is exactly what you would expect from the mind of Eden Redd accompanied with the narration by Sierra Klein. Farm Life at its finest! Complete with sexy, elves, goblins, and more. Eden Redd's writing is always spectacular and Sierra Klein knows how to really make the characters come alive. If you are into these kind of books, I definitely recommend it.
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- Irene Trex Queen
- 04-30-23
delicious
this book is exactly what you think it is lots and lots of spicy scenes. little bit of Comedy little bit of action well worth the credit or cash. don't hesitate just sit back and put your headphones on and don't forget to hydrate.🤤
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- Seth Conley
- 07-20-23
Enjoyed it Very Much
a great listen for anyone with a milking fetish, and I can't wait for the next one
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-03-23
Straight Unadulterated Imaginary Smutt!
Don't get the review title twisted...Story was entertaining! But, if you've not into Adult entertainment, this read isn't for you...PERIOD! I personally enjoyed the characters especially little miss goblin... Can't wait to find out what twists the newest creature, miss horned three toes, brings to the farm!
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- Anonymous
- 04-27-23
Fantastic new series
I absolutely love this author so when I read the premise and knew Sierra Kline was narrating I just had to have it.
Sierra is a goddess of the Mic, the girl just knows how to narrate sex like a succubus sent from the wettest of dreams so I was hella impressed with this book. it also might be the kinkiest book by Eden so far which I am hella please with. I just need more.
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- Colin
- 12-01-23
First listen, won’t be my last!
Eden has truly created a beautiful and exotic world on the Blackwood farm. The lord and the characters are engaging and you truly feel the personality of each one come through.
Sierra did a wonderful job with the narration, and has the perfect voice for the story! I recommend this to anyone who loves harems, slice of life and fantasy!
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- Kevin J Kearney Jr
- 12-20-23
The characters drew me in, curious to where it can go.
First of all I need to get on my way, this is the first of any book of this nature that I've had the chance to listen to. I am no stranger to fantasy or such settings however and found the story intriguing. I found myself wondering what other secrets there could be among the characters relationships evolving.
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- Rockville
- 06-03-24
a fun romp
at the start this book was a little slow getting into but I became more invested as more exploration on the farm started happening, worth a listen if you enjoy this genre
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- TrustedReviewerFTW
- 08-29-24
Sensational and Sexy!
I’m never disappointed by an Eden Redd book. She’s an incredible writer and I was enthralled from start to finish. Sierra Kline puts on another stellar performance.
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