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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into a stiff drink and stir.
After 20 years defending the frozen north against some of the most dangerous threats in the nine kingdoms, Rhoren “Bloodbane” has finally earned his retirement. While the blood mage's service to the realm may have ended, burning veins and aching joints remain, and Rhoren soon learns that a warmer climate offers relief from his chronic pain.
And a chance at a fresh start.
In the warm and relaxing atmosphere of Eastborne, the umbral elf finds a new purpose and a sense of belonging. He may have left the frozen north behind, but he brings with him the skills and strength gained from a lifetime of defending the realm. Along with his most prized possession—a book of drink recipes inherited from his father.
Spilled cocktails may not carry the same weight as spilled blood, but opening a tavern brings a unique brand of challenges. With the right friends and a little bit of luck, he might just have a recipe for success.
Welcome to the enchanting world of Tales of Aedrea, where small-scale stories, low-stakes adventure, and cozy fantasy come to life within an epic, high-fantasy realm.
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An Adventure Brewing
- A Cozy Fantasy LitRPG
- By: JollyJupiter
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 20 hrs and 19 mins
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Pete is a simple man who enjoys a good drink amongst good friends. Not too much to ask, right? Now, he's trapped in a fantasy world far from home, stuck underground and inside the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. It's flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the motherlode?
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Glorious beards!
- By Willis Burns on 10-05-23
By: JollyJupiter
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Sentenced to Troll Compendium, Books 1-3
- By: S.L. Rowland
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 29 hrs and 30 mins
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Chad Johnson built his following by being a troll. Online games, social media, you name it—he's there with a witty comeback. But when he goes too far during a televised stream, he's handed a punishment unlike any other. Instead of the usual ban or suspension, Chad's sentenced to thirty days of full immersion therapy in Isle of Mythos—a world of epic fantasy filled with dungeons and mythical creatures. The twist? He's forced to embody a forest troll, one of the most-despised races in Mythos.
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Kids book
- By Kindle Customer on 03-15-22
By: S.L. Rowland
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What Happened in London
- By: Kim M. Watt
- Narrated by: Jane Ajia
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Baton. Light. Chocolate. Duck. This is not DS Adams' usual kit. This is not DS Adams' usual case. She doesn't think it's anyone's usual case, not with the vanishing children and the looming bridge and the hungry river. Not with the snap-snap-snap. But six kids are missing, and she's not going to let there be a seventh. Not on her watch. And she knows how to handle human monsters, after all. How different can this really be?
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I want more
- By Bookwyrme on 02-18-24
By: Kim M. Watt
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The Weary Dragon Inn Books 1-3
- By: S. Usher Evans
- Narrated by: Deborah Balm
- Length: 18 hrs and 38 mins
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Warm beds, quaint mysteries, and the best rosemary bread this side of Pigsend Creek. Welcome to the Weary Dragon Inn. Bev may not know who she was before she showed up in the quaint village of Pigsend five years ago, but that doesn’t bother her much. She’s made a tidy little life for herself as the proprietor of the Weary Dragon Inn, where the most notable event is when she makes her famous rosemary bread.
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Story flowing despite not being action-packed
- By TwoBoysMom on 06-14-24
By: S. Usher Evans
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Friendly Neighborhood Wizard: A Cozy Fantasy
- Friendly Neighborhood Wizard, Book 1
- By: SmilingSatyr
- Narrated by: Eric Burgher
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
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After six years at Saint Balthazar's Academy of Magic, Wil McKenzie has returned to his hometown a bewitching but humble Mr. Fix-It. The farming community of Harper Valley has its fair share of problems, and it's counting on Wil's sigils—and dazzling flicks of the wrist—to solve them. After all, the whole of Harper Valley funded his education. Now, Wil's back in the family fold and working to fill the needs of his neighbors, who all seem to want a fast return on their investment. But whether it's mending fences, ridding a house of vermin, boosting crops, or finding lost children, Wil is ready.
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Very wholesome
- By GGT on 02-20-24
By: SmilingSatyr
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A Rival Most Vial
- Potioneering for Love and Profit (The Side Quest Row Series, Book 1)
- By: R.K. Ashwick
- Narrated by: Brendan Robert Kane
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Two potion shops, one heated rivalry…until hate bubbles over into something else. Any adventurer worth their sword knows about Ambrose Beake. The proud, quiet half-elf sells the best, and only, potions in the city—until a handsome new shopkeeper named Eli opens another potion shop across the street, throwing Ambrose’s peace and ledgers far off balance.
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HORRIBLE NARRATOR DONT BUY THIS
- By Kindle Customer on 07-26-24
By: R.K. Ashwick
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A Pirate's Life for Tea
- Tomes & Tea, Book 2
- By: Rebecca Thorne
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
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Kianthe and Reyna are on the hunt for dragon eggs to save their hometown—but it requires making a deal with Diarn Arlon, lord of the legendary Nacean River. Simply capture the river pirate Serina, who’s been plaguing Arlon's supply chains, and bring her in for justice. Easy peasy. Begrudgingly, the couple joins forces with Bobbie, one of Arlon’s constables determined to capture the pirate. Except Bobbie and Serina have a more complicated history than anyone realized, and it might jeopardize everything.
By: Rebecca Thorne
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The Day Death Stopped
- By: Rebecca Thorne
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
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Listen. Claire Bishop is Las Vegas’s greatest stage magician, and she’s perfectly happy with that fame. Ozarik is the next Zaro, the leader of the world’s witches, the modern-day Darcy everyone swoons over. Just because Claire shares a Zaro’s unfathomable magic doesn’t mean she shares the responsibility. So, if Ozarik wants to make himself a villain by casting an ultra-dangerous spell to stop death on Earth “for her,” to “protect her,” that sounds like a him-problem. Claire has a show in four hours. Skipping it to save the world might give her manager a heart attack.
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Excellent well woven story.
- By Carlton L. on 07-31-24
By: Rebecca Thorne
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Coffee, Milk & Spider Silk
- By: Coyote JM Edwards
- Narrated by: Suzi Myers Tipa
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
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What should a battle-worn 11-foot tall drider do when she's retiring from the Ember Guard and looking for a big change? Open a cafe, of course! Unfortunately, Gwen's skills are highly specialized -- she can contain a magical anomaly to protect the innocent without blinking, but taking inventory and tracking profits makes her sweat bullets. It’s not long before she wonders if patrolling the streets of Embervein wasn’t a safer bet.
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The Princess of Potential
- A Humorous Romantic Fantasy
- By: Delemhach
- Narrated by: Matthew Wolf
- Length: 14 hrs and 54 mins
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It’s been twenty years since Finlay Ashowan, the fabled house witch of Daxaria, first cooked up supernatural hijinks in the castle at Austice. Since then, much has changed: the royal family now resides elsewhere, a tentative peace has been established with Troivack, and the crown princess, Alina, is ready to pick the perfect nobleman to be her husband. But Alina’s quest for her ideal consort is proving rather difficult.
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A wonderful follow-up to the House Witch series
- By Erin on 09-13-23
By: Delemhach
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This Gilded Abyss
- By: Rebecca Thorne
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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Sergeant Nix Marr is a damn good soldier, but she's desperate to leave her haunted past in the bioluminescent ocean, buried alongside old friends...and old flames. Unfortunately, even the icy ocean can't extinguish some fires. When Kessandra, everyone's favorite princess—and Nix's loathed ex—requests Nix's help investigating a massacre in the abyssal city of Fall, Nix refuses. Vehemently. But Kessandra always gets what she wants.
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Boring romance fantasy action?????
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 01-22-24
By: Rebecca Thorne
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The House Witch: A Humorous Romantic Fantasy
- The House Witch, Book 1
- By: Delemhach
- Narrated by: Matthew Wolf
- Length: 17 hrs and 4 mins
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When Finlay Ashowan joins the staff of the King and Queen of Daxaria, he’s an enigma. No one knows where he comes from or how he came to be where he is, which suits Fin just fine. He’s satisfied simply serving as the royal cook, keeping nosy passersby out of his kitchen, and concocting some truly uncanny meals. But Fin’s secret identity doesn’t stay hidden for long. After all, it’s not every day a house witch and his kitten familiar, Kraken, take to meddling in imperial affairs.
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Mary Sue, is that you?
- By Adrienne on 01-25-23
By: Delemhach
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How to Be a Farmer in a Fantasy World
- Cozy Guides to Fantasy Living, Book 1
- By: Shawn Wyatt
- Narrated by: Ryan Kennard Burke
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
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Drake needed a new start, and the small farm on the outskirts of the kingdom seemed like the perfect chance. Just one problem: he doesn't know the first thing about farming. He's also not sure how to deal with the giant, magical rooster that lives on his farm. But it's a fresh start, and Drake intends to make the best of it. Daily chores, a slew of monsters, and a haunted garden are one thing, but when his past catches up to him, Drake will have to learn to juggle his new responsibilities, a budding social life, and a secret that could cost him everything.
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Humor, well thought out characters, story telling, the theme of magic is helpful but being good is more important.
- By Hugh McMonigle on 04-09-24
By: Shawn Wyatt
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A Coup of Tea
- Tea Princess Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Casey Blair
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
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When the fourth princess of Istalam is due to dedicate herself to a path serving the crown, she makes a choice that shocks everyone, herself most of all: She leaves. In hiding and exiled from power, Miyara finds her place running a tea shop in a struggling community that sits on the edge of a magical disaster zone. But there's more brewing under the surface of this city—hidden magic and hidden machinations—that threaten all the people who've helped her make her own way.
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Quiet but capturing...
- By Consumer on 03-29-24
By: Casey Blair
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- Kate Mergener
- 09-22-23
Eastborne Sour sounds pretty good right now.
A fun jaunt to the Eastborne seaside! The detail and the characters made me really want to actually see some of these places! The drinks sounded pretty amazing as well! I keep wondering if the Tiberian Monk's Herbal Elixir is supposed to be based off of Frangelico or wormwood absinthe (for all I know it could be just be the fantasy version of dandelion wine)? Truth be told I actually thought it was going to go in a different direction with conflict involving the the spirit fox. So it was an interesting surprise to see where it went with its largest conflict during the end. I have a feeling that Fate's Fortune adventurers or Dobbin will pop up in the next of the series. I'll be excited to see!
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- Mary Karowski
- 08-15-23
Rowland delivers another amazing story!
I have to say first off I love all of his novels. This does take a change of pace from his LITRPG stories. You won’t be getting any statistics here though you will get some great drink recipes. There is still magic and intrigue enough to satisfy. This is much more relaxed though and gives you the story of a retiring blood mage and his finding happiness in the opening of a bar to make the drinks recipes left him by his father. Finding love and friendship and purpose in life after adventuring. One day I would love to hear the battles of the 20 years in service. For now I am quite happy to hear of the days after. I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Nathan Bosworth
- 09-15-23
Puts you in the Cozy Spirit
S.L. Rowland does it again. This story had me hooked from the first paragraph and the last sentence had me excited for me. Cursed Cocktails has been my guide into the Cozy Fantasy genre and now I don't want to leave. The characters are written in a way that I found myself feeling like I had met them in real life. (Kallum's beard has me jealous by the description alone) I do have to provide one warning to those that are wanting to read this book. You will end up pausing to make the cocktails, I ended up making everyone and loving them. If you have to pick one book to get this year, choose this one. You will get transported to a world of magic, friendship, and of course cocktails.
Enjoy!
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- Fischer
- 01-26-24
Excellent and so cute
cozy and cute. whole heartedly recommend to any fan of Ledgends and lattes who might be looking for something similar. it's alike in many ways but is doing its own thing. I loved it to bits
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- Crystal
- 09-29-23
Blood pressure friendly fantasy!
A charming, cozy tale with an equally cute performance. Cursed Cocktails is a lovely story, easy to enjoy and delightful in the soothing style of cozy fantasy.
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- Bigt983
- 08-05-23
cute cozy fantasy
This is a nice entry into the slice of life/cozy fantasy genre. it makes for some nice easy listening especially while doing chores or something around the house. for someone who doesn't prefer romance in their fantasy that aspect is very light and won't detract from the overall story.
now I can't wait for the next sentenced to troll to get my Lemmy fix!
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- Carwyn the Reader
- 11-17-23
Thoroughly Enjoyed It…
The young kids might not get it but those of us with a few dings and scrapes from battles past will totally identify. The world being what it is these days, we could use a lot more books about friendship, community, comfort and good cheer. It’s the little things in life after all. Bravo!
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- Natalie Hyman
- 08-12-23
Cozy fantasy fun
Like a good drink with friends after a tough week. the only critique is that it's not longer.
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- Javier Ramirez Jr.
- 11-22-23
Nice cozy story, with cocktails.
Love the story and the characters. The pace of the story was great and the narrator did a great job. All the drinks in the story sounded completely delicious and made want to go get some cocktails myself.
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- Aaron & Klarissa
- 11-14-23
drinks are good
I wonder how the author came up with all the drinks in this book and that he did not spend a lot of time drinking while writing. It was a very good book.
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