
Druid Wanted 3: Open Season
A Cultivation Dark Fantasy
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Virtual Voice
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Nicholas Steam

This title uses virtual voice narration
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It's Open Season on Druids
No one said being a druid was ever going to be easy. They didn't say it was going to be hard, either. Sure, there are unique monster girl companions... crazy nature spells... getting a little too familiar with herbs...The problem is all the wanna-be gods that want you and your goddess dead.
Druid Wanted is a Haremlit Cultivation Dark Fantasy.
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