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Marty has to go - and he’s got to get across the office to do so. Standing in his way are Nikki, the secretary from the night prior, Brad, the vape-enthusiast douche, and possibly even his boss. The office door is always open, after all.
Join Marty on his trek, like a vulgar Lord of the Rings. The distance may be shorter, but the stakes are just as high.
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- Robert
- 01-18-19
Slimed my classic chinos
This is type of stuff you’d see on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim at 2am... 30, or so, minutes of the worst bowel movement ever. Instant cult classic, bad analogies and all.
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Cracked me up!
This story gave a whole new meaning to a crappy day at work. Literally. Loved it!
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- Mary Karowski
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- PattyH
- 10-02-20
Horror?
This is listed as a horror, but it's the funniest audio book I've listened to. I really enjoyed Chris Miller's writing style and will def check out other books by him.
S.W. Salzman is one of my favorite narrator's. His narration is excellent.
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- Laura
- 01-08-20
Great Bathroom Humor!
I received this book for free. I am voluntarily posting this review and all opinions expressed herein are my own.
If you enjoy bathroom humor - this story is for you. I totally empathized with the main character as he tried to get to the bathroom and then the events in the bathroom but I was laughing out loud the whole time. The characters in the workplace - from the boss to the secretary to the colleagues - were picture perfect. I am still chuckling thinking about the story.
The narrator, S.W. Salzman, was great. He perfectly conveyed the angst in getting to the bathroom and events which followed. Really great!
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- Kindle Customer
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do not read at work!!
This story is absolutely hysterical from beginning to end. so gross,so funny.,so dangerous while driving.
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- Natasja
- 12-10-18
Hilarious
Awesome story, gross, but awesome! Laughed the entire time. I didn't know what to expect when I started listening, but I must say, an uproariously funny listen! Thank you Chris.
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- Tina G.
- 01-06-20
The apocalypse of the sphincter...
Flushed by Chris Miller and narrated by S.W. Salzman is one hilarious short story. Recommend if you can handle adult language in a story we’ve all experienced at some point in our lives (and if you haven’t, your time will come…😈).
What’s it about? Marty regrets his food and one night stand choices from the night before. He and his coworkers suffer as a result.
The narrator, S.W. Salzman, did a brilliant job. Loved the e-cig sound effect (perfect).
“I stand there, rectum locked.”
Parental guidance/trigger warnings: swearing (a decent amount), talk about sex and drinking resulting in a one night stand with a coworker, “fat chick” and “fat b**ch” used once, maybe twice.
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- Jason
- 02-06-19
Hilarious. Well worth the listen!!!
Who has never had to take the craziest, worst shit of their life and realized that it was going to be somewhere that people will just know it was you. I could totally relate to the main character of this story. I laughed out loud at work and people were staring at me. This is a fun and quick listen for anyone looking for a great belly laugh!!!
Mr. Salzman handled the narration very well. Personally, I would not have been able to keep a straight face and not laugh. Very professional.
I requested a free review copy of this audiobook and I am leaving an honest and voluntary review.
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- 11-17-20
Audio is the best way to consume this one
So this is a short story about office relationships and twisted bowels. Nothing to hide, its right there in the title. This is basically a gross-out story that aims for the heart. I'm glad I invested my time consuming this by audiobook than reading it. I would have been sorely disappointed to invest reading time into this one.
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