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Freaky Briefs
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Publisher's summary
From the madman who brought you Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, and Candy Coated Madness comes Jeff Strand’s latest and most twisted collection: Freaky Briefs.
This time, all of the stories are flash fiction—very short stabs of pitch-black hilarity.
Includes fan favorites like “The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact,” along with brand-new stories like “A Story For the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen.” Seventy-five tales in all, proving that you can pack of a lot of grisly fun into small packages.
The stories...
- "The Douchebag Who Reneged on the Death Pact"
- "Fresh Fish"
- "Clicking the Heart"
- "The Wrong Dentist"
- "The Skull Within"
- "CraniumVision"
- "Headspin"
- "Oh No! Don’t Eat Me! (A Chocolate Bunny Tale)"
- "Thrill Ride"
- "The First Cannibals"
- "What’s in the Box?"
- "Jock Magnum, Manatee Hunter"
- "Bernie"
- "Beaks"
- "The Guy Who Didn’t Want to Murder Anybody With a Hammer"
- "Bummer Tarot Reading"
- "Pull My Finger"
- "Crazy’s Ralph’s Used Car Emporium"
- "Home With a Future"
- "The Tell Tale Heart II: Aftermath"
- "A Story I’m Writing While Being Devoured by a Lion"
- "Make a Wish"
- "Long Sleeves"
- "Fast Zombies Vs. Slow Zombies"
- "Scrape and Scoop"
- "How’s My Driving?"
- "Granny’s Got an Ice Pick"
- "A Story for the Dude on the Plane Who Keeps Looking at My Laptop Screen"
- "And There Was a Metal Hook"
- "Box of Chocolates"
- "The Frostbite Movie"
- "Breakthrough"
- "Ten Little Babies"
- "Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts"
- "The Night I Realized Halfway To The Pavement Below That I Was Not, In Fact, Superman"
- "Helen Gets Permanently Traumatized"
- "A Real Haunting"
- "Vegan Training"
- "Guillotine"
- "Sherlock Holmes and the Murders at Camp Crystal Lake"
- "Chick"
- "Quicksand"
- "It’s Drabble Time!"
- "The Most Entertaining Man in the Elevator"
- "Wrongful Death Payday"
- "Jigsaw Puzzle"
- "The Satisfying Crunch of Bones Beneath My Feet"
- "Laundry Day"
- "All The Cheese In The World"
- "Not Enough Coins"
- "Impressionable"
- "Below Deck"
- "The Cat Who Was Super Smart For A Cat But Pretty Dumb By Human Standards"
- "The Blind Men And The Elephant: A Parable"
- "Bradley Goes Crunch"
- "Dusted"
- "Intervention"
- "Telemedicine"
- "The Soupville Stabber Practices Social Distancing"
- "Bunny Ears"
- "The Tragic Tale of Slappy McWankerville"
- "Abner Wederman, Ribald Ostrich"
- "Last One In"
- "Too Meta 2 Live"
- "Steps"
- "Santa Claus Kills 2020"
- "Yak Attack"
- "Job Reference"
- "The Man Without Nails"
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- Barbi Calusdian
- 01-25-24
Hilarious
I had read this before and loved it so I decided to listen to it as well. The story about the lion had me laughing so hard, I was crying. Sure, the stories are ridiculous but that’s what makes them funny. If you don’t laugh at this book, you’re broken.
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- BKS
- 01-18-23
Oh MY GAWD!
THESE ARE MORBID AS HELL, FREAKING AWESOME AND HIGHLY ENTERTAINING. I LAUGHED UPROARISLY until I died.
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- jeliarra
- 02-05-23
Adore Jeff Strand, But...
This is complete rubbish. Not one story is interesting, funny or entertaining. Some stories caused great annoyance with repeating of phrases etc. I lied, one interesting thing and that is the introduction from, Strand. The audio is pretty bad as well, not clear, off pitch, something I don't know how to describe in my sheer annoyance with this book. Narrator Andy Baker is fine, but again sound is off.
Meh, I still adore Jeff Strand and no one can win them all. This horror of a book will NOT prevent me from buying his others to come!
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- kathy pappas
- 03-14-23
Very disappointed
Wow! I was so happy finding this Author , and the book I had listened to before this was fantastic! Story , and performance! A+. !
This book was such a farce ! The stories were NOT good at all and certainly not scary . I'm so angry with myself for actually buying this one ! Wasting a credit would have been bad enough!
The narrator was so annoying too !
Wow , so bad .
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