Get Up off the Floor, Girlfriend!
How to Stop Toxic Thoughts, Start Achieving Your Goals, and Celebrate Success Under Stress
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Shelby Anderson
About this listen
We all come across stressful situations in life, whether it be a culmination of a number of different stress-inducing factors, or one big stressful incident. If you aren’t careful, these levels of stress can overwhelm you, and lead to you breaking down or wanting to give up on life.
It can make you feel as though you will never feel happy or relaxed again in the future. But, what if I told you that wasn’t the case; that, no matter what stressful situation you find yourself in, there is a way out that will lead to a calmer, happier, and more peaceful outcome? Also, what if I told you that you could find all of the answers you need inside this audiobook? Isn’t it time that you overcame the fear, pain, and constant worry that comes from feeling stressed all of the time? Don’t you think you would be much happier if you learned how to tackle these feelings in a calm and collected manner?
If so, then get Get Up Off The Floor, Girlfriend! to start changing your life for the better!
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- 01-26-23
Insightful and Inspiring
I really enjoyed this quick listen. The stories in this book are important for people to share, so people don’t feel as if they are alone in their struggles and accomplishments. The narration by Shelby Anderson was wonderful. Her voice exuded comfort in otherwise heartbreaking stories. To have a book written with such tough circumstances that have been overcome by different women, it was a nice balance to listen to these stories from someone with a soft and warm tone, almost inviting me to listen more. I enjoyed quite a bit. Thanks for shedding light on these important issues from a woman’s perspective.
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