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Narrated by:
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Muffy Newtown
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Jacob Morgan
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By:
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Sara Ney
About this listen
Abraham Davis - Honest Abe to his friends - is in over his head....
He’s a fixer and a do good-er. The all-knowing resident "grandfather" on the wrestling team who everyone relies on to fix their problems. His teammates go to him for everything: advice, homework, or when they need a sober driver at three in the morning - whether he likes it or not.
Abe’s current mission is easy: mend his roommate's broken heart by helping him find a girlfriend on the LoveU app - without getting caught in the lie....
Skylar Gabriel. Is. Over. It.
Over her bad grades. And over dating douchebags. What she wants to know is: Where have all the nice guys gone?
She longs for a handsome, sweet, and honest guy who can make her laugh. In one last ditch effort to prove that he exists, Skylar turns to LoveU.
On her worst day, Skylar has no filter (it’s a miracle she hasn’t been ditched mid-date).
On her best, she’s as wholesome and sweet as pie.
On Thursday? She matches with Abraham Davis’s roommate.
Skylar Gabriel is falling for the wrong guy - she just doesn’t realize it yet.
Why?
Because Abe Davis is a liar.
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Kelley Pierce is my person. He has been since the 9th grade. He gets me like no one else does. My quirks. My love of pros/cons lists. My need to have everything under control. He accepts me just as I am, because he is the perfect...friend. My best friend. But Kelley is also totally gorgeous. And confident. And tempting.
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I love me a spicy cinnamon roll hero!
- By TheMommaBookClub on 03-05-23
By: Brit Benson
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Under Her
- By: Samantha Towle
- Narrated by: Muffy Newtown, Joe Arden
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm used to being in charge. In and out of the office. So, when my parents go behind my back and hire a co-CEO to help me manage my family's business, let's just say I don't take it too well. Especially not when the woman they've hired is the one girl who hated my guts in college. She thinks I'm an overprivileged, womanizing man-whore. I think she's an uptight, stuck-up bitch. And now she's here, in my office, telling me how to run my company. I don't think so.
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I think the girl is attractive
- By Martin J. Hickey on 02-24-18
By: Samantha Towle
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Cruel Prince
- Royal Hearts Academy, Book 1
- By: Ashley Jade
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Lila Winters
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
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I never thought I'd step foot in Royal Manor again. But four years later, here I am...back to finish my senior year at Royal Hearts Academy. And forced to face Jace Covington. My first friend. First crush. First kiss. The one I left behind. Only - he isn't the same boy I gave my heart to. This new Jace is as cruel as he is gorgeous. And he's determined to make my life a living hell. Along with the rest of his glorified family and crew of tyrants. They expect me to worship the ground they walk on like everyone else, but I'd rather eat dirt.
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First time for this author and am well pleased
- By C. Y. on 07-07-20
By: Ashley Jade
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Co-Ed
- By: Rachel Van Dyken
- Narrated by: Jillian Macie, Aaron Shedlock
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
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Four guys. Constant moaning. And a revolving door across the college suite I somehow ended up in because my first name is Shawn. They don't discriminate. Girls. Guys. Grandmas. Plants (okay maybe not plants). All walks of life stroll in stressed to the brim and leave so satisfied I'm wondering what sort of talents lie behind that door. My roommate calls them the pleasure ponies. But the rest of the college campus? They just call them the new face of Wingmen Inc. - a paid-for-relationship service that makes big promises.
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Co-Ed
- By whatcha.listening.to on 04-20-19
By: Rachel Van Dyken
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Kiss and Break Up
- By: Ella Fields
- Narrated by: Kathryn Lynhurst, Brandon Utah
- Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
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Dashiell Thane wasn’t a nice guy. He was an abrasive, demanding, conniving, intolerable brat. Yet somehow, we’d been best friends our whole lives - until our senior year when I finally decided to dip my toes into the dating pool. All it took was one kiss for jealousy, lies, and betrayal to sweep in and propel us heart first into dizzying, hostile depths. You’re not supposed to kiss your best friend. You’re definitely not supposed to kiss your best friend while you’re dating someone else.
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Needed something more...
- By Gabriel on 09-09-19
By: Ella Fields
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Licked
- By: Brooke Blaine
- Narrated by: Luci Christian
- Length: 7 hrs
- Unabridged
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As the owner of Licked, an eclectic ice creamery and bar, Ryleigh Phillips doesn't have time for that love stuff. Serving up Nibble My Nuts sundaes and Drunken Sailor boozy shakes are as close to an orgasmic affair as she's had in months thanks to her expanding empire - until the night of her 10-year high-school reunion. When Ryleigh's crush, gorgeous ex-football god Cameron Mathis, comes streaking into her life (literally - streaking), she begins to wonder if she really can have it all. Enter Hunter Morgan, the contractor in charge of Licked's renovations....
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❤🩶🖤
- By ariel dugger on 04-20-23
By: Brooke Blaine
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Pucked
- By: Helena Hunting
- Narrated by: John Mclaren, Muffy Newtown
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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With a famous NHL player for a stepbrother, Violet Hall is well acquainted with the playboy reputation of many a hockey star. So of course she isn't interested in legendary team captain Alex Waters or his pretty, beat-up face and rock-hard six-pack abs. But when Alex inadvertently obliterates Violet's misapprehension regarding the inferior intellect of hockey players, he becomes much more than just a hot body with the face to match.
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- By Amazon Customer on 03-25-16
By: Helena Hunting
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Fair Game
- The Rules, Book 1
- By: Monica Murphy
- Narrated by: Seraphine Valentine, Jack DuPont
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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It's bad enough Jade Frost's boyfriend dragged her to a boring poker game. It's even worse that he actually threw her into the betting pot during an intense round - and lost. Talk about the perfect excuse for Jade to make him her ex-boyfriend. Now she supposedly belongs to the ultrarich, extremely gorgeous Shep Prescott. He could have anything he wants, yet he seems to be in hot pursuit of her. No matter how rude, how snarky, how impossible she acts, it doesn't stop him.
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Don't do it!!
- By Britney on 03-29-16
By: Monica Murphy
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Best of Intentions
- By: L.K. Farlow
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell, Dara Rosenberg
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
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Nate Reynolds is a smooth-talking playboy cop who finds himself wanting to settle down when he meets Jenny Jones, a forever kind of girl with hearts in her eyes.
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Love a best friend’s brother story!
- By Reggie on 09-10-20
By: L.K. Farlow
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Featherbed
- Vino & Veritas Series
- By: Annabeth Albert
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Kirt Graves
- Length: 5 hrs and 23 mins
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Harrison Phillip Fletcher III isn't supposed to be here. Not in Burlington, Vermont, not running Vino & Veritas, a quaint inclusive bookstore and wine bar, and definitely not still alive, at 42. Also not supposed to be here? An unexpected delivery of chickens. Finn Barnes knows chickens. The burly organic farmer knows all about rare breed poultry, but dealing with a hot older bookseller is an entirely different matter. City-slicker types like Harrison never end up staying in Vermont for the long-term. They should steer clear of each other. But the flare of attraction is mutual.
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Read the book instead
- By B. Grey on 06-01-21
By: Annabeth Albert
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Love and Lists
- By: Tara Sivec
- Narrated by: James Fouhey, C.J. Bloom
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
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Twenty-five-year-old Gavin Ellis has always had the love and support of his family ever since he was a little boy and couldn't stop talking about his penis. He's also always had their unsolicited advice and uncanny knack of embarrassing him at all costs. Now that he's an adult and trying to convince the love of his life to love him back, things haven't changed very much from when he was younger. When Gavin's best friend, Tyler, suggests he make a to-do list of items that will ensure he wins the girl, Gavin is 100 percent on board: after a few six packs.
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WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS IN PUBLIC.
- By Ulyana on 12-25-15
By: Tara Sivec
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Playing by Heart
- By: JB Salsbury
- Narrated by: Lee Samuels, Jennifer Mack
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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Jesse Lee is the worst! He’s a multi-millionaire, triple-platinum-selling, Grammy-Award-winning man-slut - a worldly, self-indulgent heathen. I wouldn’t sleep with him if he were our last chance to ensure survival of the human race. The only reason I put up with him is because he’s my boss’s brother. Playing by Heart is an enemies-to-lovers romance where opposites not only attract, they ignite.
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A GOOD ENEMIES-LOVERS ROLLERCOASTER
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 05-10-19
By: JB Salsbury
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#1 Crush
- By: T Gephart
- Narrated by: Grace Grant
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
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Tia Monroe was smart, sassy, and successful. Sure, she could get a little crazy at times - life around Tia was never boring - but that was part of her appeal. And while she didn't see herself as classically beautiful, she had no shortage of options in the boyfriend department. She just hadn't found one who held her interest. Until she laid eyes on Eric Larsson, and then it was lust at first sight. He packed the perfect mix of smoldering sexy and unapologetic cool into his blond-haired, blue-eyed, ridiculously hot six-foot-four frame.
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Cute laugh out loud story
- By Amazon Customer on 07-20-17
By: T Gephart
What listeners say about How to Date a Douchebag: The Lying Hours
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- NightRunner
- 11-24-19
Much better than the previous story!
Overall opinion:
This was an entertaining story with likable main characters and mild drama. Sara likes her characters to build up to a relationship which is refreshing. The H stayed strong throughout and the h dealt with issues and has a good heart.
Brief Summary: No need to expand on the author's summary.
POV: Mixed
Overall Pace: Medium - slow burn to mild crescendo
Instalove: nope
H Rating: Excellent
h Rating: Excellent
Sad/happy/thrill/ - overall happy with mild angst!
Heat Level: Medium
Descriptive Sex: some graphic but added to the story
OW/OM Drama: n/a
Sex with OW/OM: n/a
Cheating: none
Separation: short
Triggers: anxiety due to past relationships / self-confidence
Closure (HEA/HFN/Cliffhanger): HEA
Does/Does not have:
No Cheating
H or h pushing / running away - not really
Separation - some
Abuse - nope
OM/OW drama - no
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- Angela S.
- 05-23-20
Not my favorite in the series.
The big douchebag in this book is Abe’s friend JB, who he impersonates. I couldn’t understand why Abe would enable such an unrepentant jerk. JB is not funny or remotely charming, and Abe lost major points with me for refusing to stand up to him. I liked that Skylar knows her worth and doesn’t put up with crap from either guy. Her chemistry with Abe is just ok for me because she’s honestly too good for him.
I’ve been a big fan of the How to Date a Douchebag series. Its hallmarks are laugh-out-loud humor and flawed characters that you grow to love. There is fun banter in this book— albeit a little too much messaging back and forth—but I simply didn’t warm to the characters the way I typically do.
You don’t get much better than the narrating duo of Jacob Morgan and Muffy Newtown. They are always so expressive and have perfect comedic timing, so the audiobook is an easy and enjoyable listen.
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- Mommabean
- 08-08-20
Might be my favorite of the series
These characters are hilarious and the narration is spot on. My only complaint is that I would have loved a bit more complexity to the plot, but I seriously enjoyed this listen from beginning to end.
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- Rina's Reads
- 03-07-20
Great listen
Loved it. Short but sweet and steamy. Now I need Rex's book! Great narration by Jacob and Muffy
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- MRS
- 08-08-20
Started out so well
This is the last of the series. It started out so well. Then it is like a new author took over. It went from making me laugh out loud to thinking ...WTF. Narrators as always did a great job.
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- ANON
- 06-30-20
A fun listen
The narration is so great on this. A fun story Abe is a little too nice to his friends and it gets him in trouble but he’s not a bad guy at all.
Skyes friend Hannah is a fun character
Worth a listen
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- BB
- 09-15-23
3.5 stars
3.5 stars
I like books by this author, but I have noticed some of the books don't seem complete. I enjoyed this premise, the characters, the dialogue and the build-up of the central relationship. Only problem is the book ended without the main characters exchanging "I love you's." They are dating at the end of the book, but I think a romance book should include a declaration of feelings before the end (unless the story continues with another book.)
I will give this book 3.50 stars. I enjoyed everything about it, but it seemed like it wasn't a complete story. I wanted to read about their declaration of feelings; I wanted to see them falling in love. I felt like this book just covered the beginnings of their relationship and the start of their falling for each other.
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- Lori E.
- 07-10-19
Ok
Cute story, but not as good as the other books in the series. Great narration.
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- whatcha.listening.to
- 01-22-20
The Lying Hours
Adorable, Abe is Adorable!!
I really enjoyed this book, I love that he is kind of a pushover but when it came time to put up or shut up he put up, even when it went against his nature.
I think JB is the highest douchebag and I am glad he wasn’t the one for Skylar.
I loved the interaction between Skylar and her bestie Hannah who I hope get a book ASAP because that ending was amazeballs.
Also I was cracking up with Abe and Zeke, I mean who would have thought how cute was Zeke he is my all-time favorite of the Douchebags and for him to be so dang cute well I just couldn’t stop smiling throughout all the parts with him.
I loved the narration, Muffy is the best and Jacob well he just has that kind of voice you know.
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- being_ericamarie
- 07-08-19
LOVE LOVE LOVE this series
Another great one for Sara Ney, Jacob Morgan and Muffy Newtown as the narrators. I have been waiting what seems like forever for the release of this audio and it did not disappoint me at all. And now I am eagerly anticipating Rex Gunerson's story. Such an entertaining series.
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