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I'm Not Stupid, Dammit!
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- Narrated by: Tom Hess
- Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
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The author, who is blind, portrays in a fictional setting, a list of pet peeves and criticisms he has about how some sighted people treat the blind, and he criticizes some of his own non-sighted peers for the actions they occasionally display to the public. A humorous look into the life of one blind person is an easy listen that will hopefully shed light on blindness, and how it is sometimes treated by both sighted and non-sighted persons. Hear it! You might come away with a new attitude.
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