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- Kindle Customer
- 06-12-24
love this!!!!!
love the continuation of this series. the Narrator really enhancers the story, easy to visualize the characters and does a wonderful job with both male and female voices.
I am so grateful that Jonohkoda has been made into a audible book. I hope for further continuation of the series.
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- BRC
- 06-19-24
Loved it!
You cannot go wrong with this author, and this narrator!! Absolutely have loved every book! I would love to hear the other stories and cannot wait for more books on audio
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- Andrea
- 06-11-24
Honestly - disappointed
I was SO excited for this one, I LOVE Amanda's books and Nick kills it as narrator as always but I was a bit bored. Normally I love her books to the point where I listen to them multiple times but there were parts in this one where I honestly sped it up trying to get past it. It was cute, and I love Jonah but....I could skip this one and be just fine.
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