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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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Tansy Bloom, Monster Hunter
- By: L. J. Weller
- Narrated by: Tanya Reynolds
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Three months ago, Tansy Bloom quit monster hunting. Since then, she’s been trying to live a normal life (whatever that means), but ending up single, unemployed, and living on a boat outside her godfather’s pub definitely wasn’t part of the plan. So, when Tansy’s ex-husband – fellow monster hunter Rex Barclay – turns up like a bad penny and asks for her help with his latest investigation, Tansy reluctantly agrees. At first, the job appears to be a straightforward monster hunt – following a spate of large creature sightings, Rex believes a werewolf is on the loose in Norfolk.
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Great storytelling
- By Anonymous User on 07-13-24
By: L. J. Weller
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Breaking the Dark
- A Jessica Jones Marvel Crime Novel
- By: Lisa Jewell
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Jessica Jones: retired superhero, private investigator, loner. She tried her best to be a shiny spandex crimefighter, but that life only led to unspeakable trauma. Now she avoids that world altogether and works on surviving day-to-day in Hell’s Kitchen, New York. The morning a distraught mother comes into her office, Jessica would prefer to nurse her hangover and try to forget last night’s poor choices. But something about Amber Randall’s story strikes a chord with her. Amber is adamant that something happened to her teenage twins while they were visiting their father in the UK.
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Very fun read!
- By C. S. on 07-09-24
By: Lisa Jewell
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The Martian
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 36,635
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 32,625
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Story5 out of 5 stars 32,521
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 93,908
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 86,011
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Story4 out of 5 stars 85,809
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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- Jacob Turner
- 03-06-24
Best book....of all time
What don't I like? What do I not like? The Epic of Hank and Doc.
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- huedog
- 09-03-23
great book
great book. I was hoping these books would come out on audible. I can't wait for the next one
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- W. Ellington
- 04-26-24
Details that only a veteran would truly understand
Absolutely loved it, though obviously each character actor used a different recording device and it shows, glaringly...lol
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- john merchant
- 02-11-24
WOW!
This is spectacular example of what can be the next Sci-fi epic. Spectacular story telling, and having the author narrating adds a special touch.
A great story about love, loss, and camaraderie, with a generous helping of dick and fart jokes.
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- Zayne
- 12-12-23
More addictive than cigarettes
Was on a deployment with a marine who recommended this series to me. Me being a chairforce dude when he spoke about space marines and clapping alien cheeks I was a bit concerned for whatever halo star trek crossover fever dream I was about to get into given my pogish nature. But literally could not stop listening to this. It’s honestly one of the most just wild rides but somehow relatable things I’ve listened too. Like Generation Kill went bare back with Original series star trek with a sprinkle of ancient Sumerian thrown in there. 11/10 absolutely killer.
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- Corey Costigan
- 01-16-24
Unexpected surprise
I thought this was completely something Different and just happen to stumble upon it. And I'm very glad I did.
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- Joe Barrett
- 09-18-23
Fantastic book
I've been a huge fan of the book series and was excited to hear that the audio books were getting recorded. These may not be for everyone, especially the easily offended, but if you've ever spent time downrange you'll laugh through most of it.
A few of the voice actors could use better microphones, but considering it's recorded by Tripp's buddies doing this for fun, it adds to the character.
Plenty of the additional effects (weapons fire, explosions, background music) add to the ambience and make it that much more immersive.
Looking forward to the next one in the series getting the same treatment.
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- Theodore
- 12-03-23
Outstanding!
Holy sh*t. Finally a book written for knuckle dragging grunts like me. Hearing this gave me flashback to times in the smokpit with the boys and a war boner that hasn't gone down since I started it. I cannot reccomend highly enough.
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- Nathan Symington
- 02-28-24
if you like dark humor you'll love this series
nothing kept me entertained the entire time great transition from action to every day monotony of military life
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- Robert Caron
- 06-14-24
The most marine fiction story
I loved the strory straight up and down, with my favorite parts being the “action scenes” oh and the fact it just has an awesome porn scene in there. Every character was well acted and the only gripe was the microphone for that one character out of what is essentially the main trio was subpar, but didn’t affect the performance outside of it being an obvious low quality mic.
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