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Wil Wheaton
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John Scalzi
About this listen
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place.
Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan.
Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie.
But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits. Jake had enemies, and now they're coming after Charlie. His uncle might have been a stand-up, old-fashioned kind of villain, but these are the real thing: rich, soulless predators backed by multinational corporations and venture capital.
It's up to Charlie to win the war his uncle started against a league of supervillains. But with unionized dolphins, hyperintelligent talking spy cats, and a terrifying henchperson at his side, going bad is starting to look pretty good.
In a dog-eat-dog world...be a cat.
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When COVID-19 sweeps through New York City, Jamie Gray is stuck as a dead-end driver for food-delivery apps. That is, until Jamie makes a delivery to an old acquaintance, Tom, who works at what he calls “an animal rights organization”. Tom’s team needs a last-minute grunt to handle things on their next field visit. Jamie, eager to do anything, immediately signs on. What Tom doesn't tell Jamie is that the animals his team cares for are not here on Earth. Not our Earth, at at least. In an alternate dimension, dinosaur-like creatures named Kaiju roam a warm and human-free world.
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I'm listening with a permanent smile on my face
- By Lucy A. Pithecus on 03-15-22
By: John Scalzi
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Redshirts
- A Novel with Three Codas
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
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Ensign Andrew Dahl has just been assigned to the Universal Union Capital Ship Intrepid, flagship of the Universal Union since the year 2456. Life couldn’t be better…until Andrew begins to pick up on the facts that (1) every Away Mission involves some kind of lethal confrontation with alien forces; (2) the ship’s captain, its chief science officer, and the handsome Lieutenant Kerensky always survive these confrontations; and (3) at least one low-ranked crew member is, sadly, always killed.
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Not his Wheal-house
- By P. Stover on 09-16-13
By: John Scalzi
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Agent to the Stars
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
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The space-faring Yherajk have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity's first interstellar friendship. There's just one problem: They're hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish. So getting humanity's trust is a challenge. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the deal. Enter Thomas Stein, who knows something about closing deals. He's one of Hollywood's hottest young agents.
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excellent
- By C. Paget on 12-28-10
By: John Scalzi
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The Android's Dream
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
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A human diplomat creates an interstellar incident when he kills an alien diplomat in a most unusual way. To avoid war, Earth's government must find an equally unusual object: A type of sheep ("The Android's Dream"), used in the alien race's coronation ceremony. To find the sheep, the government turns to Harry Creek, ex-cop, war hero and hacker extraordinaire.
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Covertly flatulent Scifi at it's best!
- By DAVID on 11-12-11
By: John Scalzi
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Bits and Pieces
- My Mother, My Brother, and Me
- By: Whoopi Goldberg
- Narrated by: Whoopi Goldberg
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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If it weren’t for Emma Johnson, Caryn Johnson would have never become Whoopi Goldberg. Emma gave her children the loving care and wisdom they needed to succeed in life, always encouraging them to be true to themselves. When Whoopi lost her mother in 2010—and then her older brother, Clyde, five years later—she felt deeply alone; the only people who truly knew her were gone. Emma raised her children not just to survive, but to thrive. In this intimate and heartfelt memoir, Whoopi shares many of the deeply personal stories of their lives together for the first time.
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Outstanding, funny heartfelt, and toughing. life lessons
- By auntduke on 05-07-24
By: Whoopi Goldberg
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Constituent Service
- A Third District Story
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Amber Benson
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
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Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself. And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.
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Short and fun!
- By Andrew on 10-04-24
By: John Scalzi
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When the Moon Hits Your Eye
- By: John Scalzi
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For some it’s an opportunity. For others it’s a moment to question their faith: In God, in science, in everything. Still others try to keep the world running in the face of absurdity and uncertainty. And then there are the billions looking to the sky and wondering how a thing that was always just there is now... something absolutely impossible.
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The Dispatcher
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Zachary Quinto
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
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Zachary Quinto - best known for his role as the Nimoy-approved Spock in the recent Star Trek reboot and the menacing, power-stealing serial killer, Sylar, in Heroes - brings his well-earned sci-fi credentials and simmering intensity to this audio-exclusive novella from master storyteller John Scalzi. One day, not long from now, it becomes almost impossible to murder anyone - 999 times out of a thousand, anyone who is intentionally killed comes back. How? We don't know.
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IT'S HARD TO GET MYSTICAL ABOUT YOUR JOB
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-05-16
By: John Scalzi
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Lock In (Narrated by Wil Wheaton)
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
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Not too long from today, a new, highly contagious virus makes its way across the globe. Most who get sick experience nothing worse than flu, fever, and headaches. But for the unlucky one percent - and nearly five million souls in the United States alone - the disease causes "Lock In": Victims fully awake and aware, but unable to move or respond to stimulus. The disease affects young, old, rich, poor, people of every color and creed. The world changes to meet the challenge.
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Fun! Things you might want to know:
- By Alexis on 08-29-14
By: John Scalzi
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Little Fuzzy
- By: H. Beam Piper
- Narrated by: Lee Winfield
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
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Jack Holloway mines valuable sunstones on the planet Zarathustra. One day, he encounters a small, furry humanoid whom he names Little Fuzzy, who introduces Holloway to his family. Holloway cares for the Fuzzies and spreads the news of their apparently intelligent behavior. When the Company discovers that the Fuzzies' intelligence may qualify them as a sapient species, it takes certain steps.
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The Collapsing Empire
- The Interdependency, Book 1
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
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Our universe is ruled by physics, and faster-than-light travel is not possible - until the discovery of The Flow, an extradimensional field we can access at certain points in space-time that transports us to other worlds, around other stars. Humanity flows away from Earth, into space, and in time forgets our home world and creates a new empire, the Interdependency, whose ethos requires that no one human outpost can survive without the others. It's a hedge against interstellar war - and a system of control for the rulers of the empire.
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THE STUPIDITIES OF COURT
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 04-01-17
By: John Scalzi
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Miniatures
- The Very Short Fiction of John Scalzi
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam, Peter Ganim, Luke Daniels, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
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The ex-planet Pluto has a few choice words about being thrown out of the solar system. A listing of alternate histories tells you all the various ways Hitler has died. A lawyer sues an interplanetary union for dangerous working conditions. And four artificial intelligences explain, in increasingly worrying detail, how they plan not to destroy humanity. Welcome to Miniatures: The Very Short Fiction of John Scalzi.
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Small doses of "Scalzian" humor
- By Andre Wallace Simonsen on 01-05-17
By: John Scalzi
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The B-Team
- The Human Division, Episode 1
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 2 hrs and 20 mins
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Colonial Union Ambassador Ode Abumwe and her team are used to life on the lower end of the diplomatic ladder. But when a high-profile diplomat goes missing, Abumwe and her team are last minute replacements on a mission critical to the Colonial Union’s future. As the team works to pull off their task, CDF Lieutenant Harry Wilson discovers there’s more to the story of the missing diplomats than anyone expected... a secret that could spell war for humanity.
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Obumwe said, Eagan said, Wilson said, Rickney said
- By A Fitts on 01-18-13
By: John Scalzi
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- Roswatheist
- 09-19-23
A Toxoplasmosis-Induced Fairy Tale
I, too, am impacted. All kittening aside, I enjoyed this story. Being transported to the lair by Scalzi and Wheaton was a fantastic ride. I particularly liked the original use of tropes. Imaginatively repackaging them is my favorite thing about reading or listening to Mr. Scalzi's books. Though not as deep as The Collapsing Empire series, this story is as relevant to current issues. Go dolphins! Seriously, use your credit; you won't regret it.
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- J. M. C. Galaviz
- 09-23-23
Great story. Meh narration.
As stated above. The story is great. Funny, witty, and I love the cats. And the dolphins.
Wil Wheaton’s narration lacks a bit. He gets very squeaky when excited, and it can be hard to tell who’s talking (his character voices aren’t terribly distinct, which is ok, but he changes it up just enough and then switches around so it’s not always clear).
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- Cranky Reader
- 10-15-23
Satisfying , with cats
Swearing dolphins & mercenary cats are delivered in a way that I think dolphins & cats would approve of, from what I know about dolphins & cats. Billionaires would not approve of how they’re presented; I approve of how they’re presented. For featuring villainous billionaires, the overall tone was lighthearted snark, which I enjoy generally and in this story in particular.
Sort of a content warning: It’s an odd book because the villains, who one might expect to perpetrate death & destruction, don’t really do so when one would expect. There is still death & destruction (& much dolphin swearing) but I didn’t find most of it particularly problematic or upsetting. I was more concerned that the main character didn’t seem to know how to make friends & resented his job. But given the poor pay of US teachers, and worse conditions for subs, I am sympathetic. But a guy who is kind to stray cats should have more friends & that’s my biggest quibble with the story, not the occasional violence.
Worldbuilding: fantastical secret lair & talking animals worked for me. It’s Glass Onion meets the Incredibles. Subscriptions are one of the purest evils, at least the way they are now.
Narration: Lively and entertaining. I didn’t agree with all choices for tone, but overall a pleasant listen. if you like Wheaton generally you’ll like it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-16-24
Story is engaging. Narrator get too over-the-top
I'm enjoying the story. I have listened to and enjoyed all of John Scalzi's books. I find the storyline of this book to be engaging and fun. However, the narrator during certain moments (expressing frustration, surprise or disagreement by one or more of the characters) starts screaming/screeching as a way of characterizing these emotions. I wish he would take it down a couple of notches :-(
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- Kris
- 09-20-23
Lives up to the hilarious premise
Starting listening as soon as it dropped this morning, and it kept me laughing all day. Aside from the usual “he said” nonsense, the story moved along very well. Wil Wheaton proves again to be the perfect Scalzi narrator.
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- John Lidh
- 03-16-24
The cats!
I liked the understated power of the cats; and the humans who serve them. I have 6 cats and know how it goes.
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- JG
- 09-23-23
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Wheaton voices Scalzi universe with energy and emotion. Fun listening a cool story. Do more!!
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- Joel W Vogt
- 09-30-23
Enjoyable read
If you took a Bond novel, turned it upside down and shook until everything but Blofelt’s cat came out, then added a good dose of Gen Y sensibility and humor you might come close to being as entertaining. Plots within plots within plots will have you wondering if you were Scalzi’s catspaw the whole time. My only complaint is that I finished it and have to read it again, and few authors beyond Tolkien and Pratchett inspire me to instant re-reads. Well done, highly recommended. Follow the author on Blue Sky social.
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- Grant
- 10-17-23
Fun and simple
This was a fun story. Not serious or sensical, but it hums along really well kept me entertained the whole time. Wheaton does his thing. Like many, I think his performance in Ready Player One was outstanding and contributed greatly to the book’s success. Wil doesn’t have much range though, especially with the tone of voice and squeaky edginess he tends to give to the main character, and it’s starting to get on my nerves. That’s my only gripe and it’s minor.
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- Delia Pelato
- 09-23-23
So funny and entertaining!!
I loved the story and also wil wheatons narration! We need more cat-centric novels if you ask me lol
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