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The Best Tweets from Actuary Problem Dog
- 10 Years of Statistically Insignificant Humor
- Narrated by: John Lee
- Length: 1 hr and 36 mins
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Actuary Problem Dog* is a parody Twitter account that has been a reliable source of geeky, self-deprecating actuarial humor for over 10 years.
Actuary Rules: 1) Pass exams 2) Keep a low profile 3) Make a nerdy comment every once in a while 4) Don't recite digits from pi on first date
This book gathers nearly 500 of his best tweets navigating his hilarious journey through the actuarial exams, while working in an office and trying to avoid small talk.
"My Parents didn't talk to me about the dangers of having unprotected VLOOKUPS until I was like 20"
* Not an actual dog.
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