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Romily
You know what I'd like to know? Where the hell my romantic, how-we-got-engaged story is. Am I going to get it any time soon? Where is my big ass diamond?
Unfortunately, all that romance-novel-level relationship angst gets put on (indefinite) hold when my beloved son, Bellamy, is targeted by who knows who was poisoned and then abducted by a wolf-ish person I kinda like. Am I going to get my kid back? You betcha. The question is, how many people does Fox have to kill first?
The Trouble With Trying to Save an Assassin is an M/M paranormal romance with plenty of sass, gore, and questionable decision-making skills (and now there are tiny tables, too).
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- Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Cody
- Narrated by: Kevin Earlywine
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
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At least that's what I tell myself when I witness the same hot guy commit mass murder three times in a few days. I'm either the luckiest mute boy ever or possibly the unluckiest. Who knows, maybe him kidnapping me will turn into the greatest love story ever told? Hey, it could happen! You never know how these things will turn out. I happen to believe in love and soulmates, and if nothing else, Arlington Fox doesn't treat my disability like a nuisance.
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So excited these books are in/coming to audio!!!!!
- By @TheVeryTiredBookMama on 10-01-24
By: Jennifer Cody
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A Beginner's Guide to Death, Demons, and Other Afterlife Disasters
- Demonic Disasters and Afterlife Adventures, Book 1
- By: Shannon Mae
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves, Cooper North
- Length: 6 hrs
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Adam is not having a good day. First, he finds out his very long-time boyfriend has been having an affair. Then, his dramatic exit becomes a little too dramatic when he ends up dead. To top it off, he finds out that the afterlife isn't at all what he expected (he has no desire to learn to play the harp, thank you very much). Fortunately for him, some afterlife bureaucratic screw-up ends him up with the most smoking-hot demon he's ever seen, and he decides he's keeping him. Maybe the afterlife won't be so bad after all.
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epic
- By Molly Otto on 09-19-24
By: Shannon Mae
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The Ashes of Ackonir
- By: Jennifer Cody
- Narrated by: Shannon Gunn, Jason Takumi Lee
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
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Life beyond the walls of Eoam, the commune where my mother raised me, has never tempted me. My needs are fulfilled as long as I work, and if my life is full of more sorrow than most, it's because I was born for it. But even I have my limits, and when the people who've raised me do the unthinkable, I burn the walls down and walk away. My first steps away from the commune led me straight into the company of someone I barely knew existed. Edrick was once married to my mother, but the life she lived in the palace never touched me, and I was surprised when Edrick brought me there.
By: Jennifer Cody
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SOS Hotel: For a Supernaturally Safe Stay!
- SOS Hotel, Book 1
- By: Adam Vex
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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A scandalous ex-porn star demon and a morally shady billionaire vampire walk into a bar… But this is no joke. It's opening day at the SOS Hotel and that lust demon? He's my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The sexy, suave vampire, however? He's something else… Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficult, but it's all I have, and I'm going to make it work. Despite the murders, the missing humans, and the psychotic real estate mogul who wants to bulldoze the hotel.
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Awesome! 👌🏻
- By JW on 11-26-24
By: Adam Vex
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A Fae Coin Transported Me into Another World and Now I'm the Gay Holy Maiden
- A Fortune Favors the Fae Standalone
- By: AJ Sherwood
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba, Tor Thom
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
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What happens when you fall and hit the webtoons trope tree? You get killed by Truck-kun, get transported to a fantasy world by a sentient Fae coin, and become the first gay holy maiden. Jake Alexander is Not Happy to be sure. Fortunately in Jake's case, part of the trope tree includes the gorgeous Duke of the North, Theon. And starting a business from scratch, which he's always wanted to do. And revitalizing his new country which is on the verge of collapse.
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Tor Narrates Like Reading a Bullet List
- By pdxBooks on 01-20-25
By: AJ Sherwood
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Fresh Start
- Cedarwood Beach, Book 1
- By: Rhys Everly
- Narrated by: JD Tomlinson
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
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He was my first love. Will he be my last? Going home after twenty years was supposed to be a short stop. Before following my dreams. Instead, I’m forced to face my past... and the ex that betrayed me.
By: Rhys Everly
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The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer
- Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Cody
- Narrated by: Kevin Earlywine
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
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At least that's what I tell myself when I witness the same hot guy commit mass murder three times in a few days. I'm either the luckiest mute boy ever or possibly the unluckiest. Who knows, maybe him kidnapping me will turn into the greatest love story ever told? Hey, it could happen! You never know how these things will turn out. I happen to believe in love and soulmates, and if nothing else, Arlington Fox doesn't treat my disability like a nuisance.
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So excited these books are in/coming to audio!!!!!
- By @TheVeryTiredBookMama on 10-01-24
By: Jennifer Cody
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A Beginner's Guide to Death, Demons, and Other Afterlife Disasters
- Demonic Disasters and Afterlife Adventures, Book 1
- By: Shannon Mae
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves, Cooper North
- Length: 6 hrs
- Unabridged
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Adam is not having a good day. First, he finds out his very long-time boyfriend has been having an affair. Then, his dramatic exit becomes a little too dramatic when he ends up dead. To top it off, he finds out that the afterlife isn't at all what he expected (he has no desire to learn to play the harp, thank you very much). Fortunately for him, some afterlife bureaucratic screw-up ends him up with the most smoking-hot demon he's ever seen, and he decides he's keeping him. Maybe the afterlife won't be so bad after all.
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epic
- By Molly Otto on 09-19-24
By: Shannon Mae
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The Ashes of Ackonir
- By: Jennifer Cody
- Narrated by: Shannon Gunn, Jason Takumi Lee
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Life beyond the walls of Eoam, the commune where my mother raised me, has never tempted me. My needs are fulfilled as long as I work, and if my life is full of more sorrow than most, it's because I was born for it. But even I have my limits, and when the people who've raised me do the unthinkable, I burn the walls down and walk away. My first steps away from the commune led me straight into the company of someone I barely knew existed. Edrick was once married to my mother, but the life she lived in the palace never touched me, and I was surprised when Edrick brought me there.
By: Jennifer Cody
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SOS Hotel: For a Supernaturally Safe Stay!
- SOS Hotel, Book 1
- By: Adam Vex
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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A scandalous ex-porn star demon and a morally shady billionaire vampire walk into a bar… But this is no joke. It's opening day at the SOS Hotel and that lust demon? He's my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The sexy, suave vampire, however? He's something else… Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficult, but it's all I have, and I'm going to make it work. Despite the murders, the missing humans, and the psychotic real estate mogul who wants to bulldoze the hotel.
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Awesome! 👌🏻
- By JW on 11-26-24
By: Adam Vex
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A Fae Coin Transported Me into Another World and Now I'm the Gay Holy Maiden
- A Fortune Favors the Fae Standalone
- By: AJ Sherwood
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba, Tor Thom
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
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What happens when you fall and hit the webtoons trope tree? You get killed by Truck-kun, get transported to a fantasy world by a sentient Fae coin, and become the first gay holy maiden. Jake Alexander is Not Happy to be sure. Fortunately in Jake's case, part of the trope tree includes the gorgeous Duke of the North, Theon. And starting a business from scratch, which he's always wanted to do. And revitalizing his new country which is on the verge of collapse.
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Tor Narrates Like Reading a Bullet List
- By pdxBooks on 01-20-25
By: AJ Sherwood
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Fresh Start
- Cedarwood Beach, Book 1
- By: Rhys Everly
- Narrated by: JD Tomlinson
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
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He was my first love. Will he be my last? Going home after twenty years was supposed to be a short stop. Before following my dreams. Instead, I’m forced to face my past... and the ex that betrayed me.
By: Rhys Everly
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Confetti Hearts
- By: Lily Morton
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
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His own marriage was a whirlwind affair that ended before the ink could dry on the wedding certificate. Nevertheless, even with his divorce pending, he’s getting by. Or at least he was until he finds himself snowed in at a remote Scottish hotel with the wedding party from hell, a terrible ABBA tribute band, and his soon-to-be ex-husband.
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Romantic and so funny!
- By RT on 10-14-23
By: Lily Morton
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Flipping the Script
- Legacy Mechanics, Book 1
- By: Willow Dixon
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma, Tim Paige
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
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After years of working my butt off, I'm finally living the life I always wanted. I have a job I love, friends who've become family, and I'm enjoying the freedom of being single. Then Sebastian, my childhood rival, moves back to town, and my perfect life is thrown into chaos. We've always hated each other, but now there's something else between us. Something wild and primal. Something that wants to make Sebastian submit as much as it wants to claim him.
By: Willow Dixon
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The Insanity of Reincarnated Mages and Amorous Vampires
- Spellbound, Book 1
- By: AJ Sherwood, Devon Vesper
- Narrated by: Max Meyers, Derek Prince
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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Hi, I'm Kit. Immortal vampire and technomage extraordinaire. You know how it goes. For the record, I am absolutely not stalking my reincarnated husband. Okay, I am, but it's for his own good. And mine. Er, assuming I can somehow figure out how to tell him he's reincarnated and a mage, and we all live in a sentient library. Any thoughts on that? I'm currently taking suggestions. One thing's for sure. He's not dying on me again. Never again.
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I think I got a cavity
- By Minge&MurkinsMom on 08-17-24
By: AJ Sherwood, and others
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Hot Head
- Drake Security, Book 1
- By: Mika Nix
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
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Lake Forrester III entered my life like a wrecking ball. Drake Security, my firm with my brothers, was hired to protect him from a stalker ex, but what Lake doesn’t know is that he’s not dealing with your average unhinged human. The unhinged wolf shifter he unknowingly dated will stop at nothing to get Lake in his clutches. Just another day in the life of a dragon body guard.
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too much
- By JR on 04-08-24
By: Mika Nix
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How to Summon a Memory
- By: Morgan Lysand
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba
- Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
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Who is the beautiful demonic stranger in my dreams? That’s what I want to know. But between my research at Hex Academy and preparing for my unfortunate nuptials to a fellow witch, I don’t have time to explore why the demon seems so familiar. I just know the demon is important, but why?
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Love and Remembering!
- By K-Me on 02-12-25
By: Morgan Lysand
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Infamous Park Avenue Prince
- Park Avenue Princes, Book 1
- By: Ella Frank, Brooke Blaine
- Narrated by: Perry Bishop, Aiden Snow
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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I’m never one to turn down a bet. Especially not when it comes to retaliating against the dean for pulling a dick move before summer break. So when the dean’s golden child arrives at Astor for his freshman year, my fellow troublemakers throw down a wager I can’t resist. The target: the dean’s son, John Thomas Hawthorne, or “JT”. The bet: corruption in any way I choose. It should’ve been easy. With his mess of brown curls, pouty lips, and good-boy reputation, JT is the perfect revenge. And even better? He’s straight.
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Could have been better SPOILER WARNING!!!!
- By Treunna on 05-20-24
By: Ella Frank, and others
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Without Warning
- Cobalt Security, Book 1
- By: Reese Knightley
- Narrated by: Declan Winters
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
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What the hell do you do when life changes on a dime without warning? Ryder Freeman-His job is to keep Harrison safe from a stalker and one step ahead of the paparazzi. That's it! The hotter than hell young billionaire is forbidden fruit and crossing that line is not an option. So, why is it that when bullets start flying, Ryder makes an executive decision to take his client away to the Freeman family cabin?
By: Reese Knightley
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A (Non) Comprehensive Guide to Sea Serpents
- Sorcerer's Grimoire, Book 1
- By: AJ Sherwood
- Narrated by: David Lee Huynh
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
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When Sorcerer Adrien Danvers takes on a job that leads him into the slums of England, he never imagined he'd end up with not one but two apprentices. Despite his doubts about himself, he's the only chance the two pre-teens have to escape their hellish life. When Sir Hugh Quartermain contracts him to deal with the mysterious circumstances surrounding his home on the Isle of Man, Adrien finds the more time they spend together, the more his walls come down around the beguiling engineer—an unusual occurrence and a terrifying prospect.
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A different approach from Sherwood
- By Maenad on 03-28-24
By: AJ Sherwood
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Frost Bite
- By: Virginia Kelly, Lynn Van Dorn
- Narrated by: Michael Ferraiuolo
- Length: 6 hrs and 53 mins
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Nick has no direction in his life, as his mother often reminds him. He works paycheck to paycheck, which becomes a problem when the paychecks stop coming in. When he's offered an opportunity to work off his rent, Nick decides there are worse things in life than being a super, especially when the job includes free rent. There is, however, a catch. His landlord is a vampire, and he needs more from Nick than maintenance and renter-wrangling. He needs Nick's blood.
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- By ClinD2002 on 02-17-25
By: Virginia Kelly, and others
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Alive
- Alpha's Little Psycho, Book 1
- By: K.A. Bauer
- Narrated by: Chris Potter
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
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Ethan Sinclair is a stabby little psychopath...emphasis on the little part. After waking up in an underground lab the day after he turned thirteen, Ethan has been subjected to every type of assault and violation. It's not like they consider a werewolf a person in there anyways. Since he doesn't have his teddy bear, Mr. Whiskers, or his big brother Connor to save him, Ethan adapts to survive until his rescue almost eight years later.
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Sent to a Fantasy World and Now All the Men Want Me, Volume 1
- By: Jaclyn Osborn
- Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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Evan just wants a quiet life where he escapes into books, drinks a ridiculous amount of coffee, and devours every muffin in sight. But then he's transported to another world with magic, sword-wielding knights with big... hearts, and men who find him too adorable to resist.
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BIG Fan !!!
- By Domanasha on 04-21-24
By: Jaclyn Osborn
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Fated Mates and How to Woo Them
- A Fated Mates Standalone
- By: AJ Sherwood
- Narrated by: Derek Prince
- Length: 4 hrs and 20 mins
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Chase is crazy busy behind the scenes at the fraternity get-together, so when an alumnus comes in, he just notes a hot man in his vicinity and goes right back to work. When Ronan gets hurt and Chase feeds him, Chase's reaction opens up a whole new world of possibilities. Ones that Ronan wants to explore. Is Chase compatible with vampires? Or could he possibly be something more?
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So cute
- By Liz Prosser on 04-10-24
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- A Kru
- 01-04-25
Silly Fun
Romily, Fox and Bellamy are as busy as ever, protecting the balance of good and evil. There are many great battle scenes which no one appreciates more than Romily--he does love a competent man. These are balanced out by all of the adorable, loving (found) family moments.
We meet many new characters in their magical world, as well as seeing those we already love (or tolerate). The author continues to flesh out the rules of this hidden magical society. We also get to encounter more of my personal favorites, the cherubs. Those little cuties pop up here and there and I love them, even if they're older and more educated than me and Romliy combined. Who can resist a toddler with two PHD's?
There is a heart wrenching scene but everyone gets through it.
The narration brings the characters to life. It's a silly story sometimes from Romily's perspective and that's conveyed in the voices. Good book!
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- Loki
- 11-20-24
The family grows!!
I love this series, and it's a real treat to have it performed by Kevin Earlywine - his range is really impressive.
The banter, spice, and shenanigans continue in this book (Romily is a treasure) and are just as fun (if not moreso) as in book 1.
The world building continues, and the cast expands in fun ways.
Avoiding spoilers - some meta-plot leads to an incident that is mid resolution at the end of the book. I somehow forgot the big cliffhanger, lol. The good news is that the text version of book 3 is published, so the resolution read, just not listened to quite yet.
I love the lighthearted nonsense of this series that still manages to have some pretty fantastic heart.
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- S80
- 02-11-25
Funny and a great listen
This book is great I love the narrator and the humor sad that it wasn’t longer listen but can’t wait for the next give me more 💕
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- TG
- 01-09-25
Good story
I really like this series. The narrator is making it even better.. I can’t wait for the next one and hope the rest aren’t far behind.
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- Teresa
- 11-25-24
Loved it!
Great book. So much happening in this book. I loved the narration, the narrator did a wonderful job.
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- Many Hat Momma
- 12-06-24
Light and fun
Great plot, lots of action, feisty characters. The way the MC handles his disability (mute puns are fun!) and the expressions and body language he expresses are hysterical. Loved the fun and cheeky way the main character speaks to the reader every once in a while, pulling them into the story fluidly. How many mute people could effectively capture the heart of a bada$$ assassin, claim another (MUCH older) one as their son, call the female avatar of good “Daddy” (he’s her sweet sugar baby!) and pick up a buff, innocent, daft man as his pup? Yeah. It’s that kind of book. Kudos to a writer has created a mute masterpiece- carrying the funny and sweetly snarky vibe (without becoming overdone or just plain juvenile) from the first through the end of a second amazing book!
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- Lauren R
- 11-20-24
So happy!!!!
Love this series!!! I hope that they hurry up and get the rest of them narrated!!!
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- Nikki
- 11-23-24
Great story
This is a wonderful series! The characters are interesting and I can’t wait for the next one. The narration is really good.
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- JW
- 01-28-25
Sweet found family story!
I love this story. ❤️ This book feels darker than the first one. It's definitely lightened by the humor and shenanigans though. Romily is hilarious. I love that Fox would do anything for him and their family. I can't wait to start the next book in this series! I'm so excited for puppers' story!
I had so much fun listening to this. The narrator is awesome. 👌🏻
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- Daisycat68
- 11-24-24
One of the worst books I've ever read.
I had to return this. It was absolutely awful.
Backing up, I read book 1 and really liked it. It was cute, original and had a unique take on good vs evil, paranormal creatures and some good insight into the plight of being disabled and homeless. About a year later, the audio was released and I scooped it up, enjoying that as well.
My first experience with reading book 2 did not go well. The author starts by chastising the reader because of something, which immediately set a tone of negativity. That was followed by basically nothing but an adolescent boy's fetish fever dream. It's nonstop, ridiculous sex. It's not even good, and Romily and Fox throw down at every opportunity, no matter how inappropriate. It was a total turn-off. I could not force myself to read past the halfway point. I'm not sure there was even any plot in there.
Now, I see the release of the audio and, despite misgivings, decided to try it. Big mistake. BIG. On top of the amateur porn, there are more confusing sections that aren't bad if you are reading it, but hard to sort out on the audio. I'm referring to all the texting being "read" from names for characters that change depending on whose phone is being used and how that person has named these people in their phone. If you think this is confusing, try listening to it.
I couldn't get past 50% yet again, but others have said it gets dark, someone gets tortured, none of the plot points go anywhere, lots of unanswered questions, and on and on.
This book is an unmitigated disaster, and now that prices have gone up, I recommend you save the cash or credit and don't waste them here.
Not at all recommended.
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