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Artifact

By: Dennis Vanderkerken, Dakota Krout
Narrated by: Travis Baldree
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Precious D.E. points. Staunch believers. One cantankerous beaver.

Artorian has seen better days. Chased by demons, hunted by the Red Inkquisition, on the run as a fugitive...and he’s spent barely any time in Eternia. Stuck as a tiny noodle dragon and formed into a crown to decorate the heads of Nobility, he is forced to rely on his friends instead of fixing the issues of the world himself.

Luckily for everyone else, the plucky grandfather does not know how to quit. If all Artorian can do is wiggle, then he will wiggle fiercely! By unearthing the secrets of the deity system, he’ll find what it takes to make the true tools of victory.

Other deities make mere weapons.... Artorian makes Artifacts!

©2021 Mountaindale Press (P)2021 Mountaindale Press

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Amazing

These books are and amazing work of art. How every little part of the story flows together and hows how to be informative and how to be silly all at the same time.

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Maybe I’m getting burned out?

Also where is Blanket…. This entire series is about Blanket and I refuse to see otherwise

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Absolutely fantastic

This is a series I very highly recommend to people. The messages in the series are simply heartwarming, and the story itself is wonderfully crafted. I absolutely can't wait for more.

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Best One so Far

I've really enjoyed the Artorian story ever since it got going. Sometimes I felt it got bogged down a little too much in talking about game mechanics.
This book was amazing and I was really pleased to see the plot advance in a lot of interesting ways that are going to lead up to some climactic conclusion in maybe the next one or two books. Not that I want it to end. Anyway thanks Dakota and Dennis you've done a great job!

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another favorite!

Totally enjoyed Eternium apologizing to Artorian!!! I can't wait to start the next Audible book!!!

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loved

cabt wait to read the rest will say it does need to end cause it it not good to drag out a series no mattwr how good and does any one ele notice disney movie character references

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Artorian, awesome as always.

I love this series. If you haven’t read or listened to this series I recommend starting from the beginning as this book will just sound nuts. But if you are reading this review, then chances are you are well versed in the shenanigans of love by now. Travis Baldree does a great job of bringing Dennis Vanderkerken’s characters to life as always and I look forward to the next book!

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Love this series

I know a few people have posted how bored they're getting of the author, but I just love living in this fantastic world he's made. this book has the main character wandering around and quite distracted from the main purpose of cultivating, but it's all just so entertaining to see what madness he will do next.

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Keep bringing them on

I hope this series never ends, I enjoy the evolution of the world and don’t know how I will feel when he eventually reaches the heavenly ranks

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One of my favorite series!

Fantastic, I always love the world building and Artorian and gang never fail to put a smile on my face.

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