Vortena: Everybody Loves Large Chests, Volume 3

By: Neven Iliev

Narrated by: Jeff Hays

Length: 14 hrs and 11 mins

Publisher's summary

What happens when one takes a murderous psychopath and forces them to team up with a cowardly tinkerer? Though not a question Jeremiah ever expected to ponder, he is nevertheless looking forward to seeing what the aforementioned duo will cook up. Success or failure does not matter to Richard, only that the journey be entertaining.

Things are far less jovial for the one under Tom's "care", however. Stuck in the monster-infested wilderness, lacking the usual backup, hunted by the Empire's top brass, and tasked with an incredibly vague and obtuse Quest, Boxxy will face a world of uncertainty and adversity. However, this is nothing new. Pain, suffering, and loss are things that have been commonplace since day one, and Boxxy is not only entirely undaunted, but also eager to share those valuable lessons with its new "companion". With things both shiny and tasty on the line, the crafty killer has every intention of showing that lich who's boss.

Assuming Boxxy manages to find it, of course.

Content warning: profanity, gore, violence, explicit adult content.

The Soundbooth Theater team for this production:

• Jeff Hays - narration, music, and sound design
• Dalton Lynne - editing and proofing
• Griffin Malnar - editing and mastering

©2018 Neven Iliev (P)2018 Jeff Hays

Caramelldance FTW!!!

To the narrator, thank you for watching the entire Caramelldansen video. It made an already amazing book even better. I basically had to explain a level 6 meme to my shop minions after I started laughing uncontrollably in the middle of the work day. Thank you again.

So Good...

Such a great series of fantasy rpg. I love the twist of it being about a monster growing in level. A side to RPG's you rarely see.

Chest are best

Love this series and its comical chaos. Seeung things from a monster's perspective is not as different as the cold and callous heroes as one would expect showing that everybody in their own right can be a monster.

Another masterpiece

The stories of Neven Iliev just keep getting better! this continuation of Boxy T Morningwood brings with it all of the hilarity of the previous stories and thickens the plot. The one key difference between this and previous installments, which is likely due to my over active empathy, is that I truly found myself feeling for Fizzy.. and then things, per usual, take a crazy turn :) All in all it's a fantastic continuation and I highly recommend it to anyone who enjoyed the first two audio books in the series.

Also, Jeff Hayes truly delivers once again in his narration bringing the characters to life and really making them sound quite different. I absolutely love his work in this series (and others!).

Great series

This is a great book in the series performed exceptionally well and keeps you wanting more! After every book is finished I cannot wait for the next book to be released!

Excellent as always

Another excellent book. This has dark humor, as the prior books do. But it also has some parts that are just dark. As in...super dark. I hate spoilers so I won't get into what. But a great read/listen all in all.

Kermit Gates

Good book love to hear more of boxy’s straight lines and the girls think he’s joking, the story is good and the characters are funny, this one is a bit hard to follow sometime but it’s is all worth it to see how this one ends.
We are all blessed by the goddess of unknown events and may his odds stay random.

a very original character

I love these kind of books they're not your typical Hero books I wish it was more like these where the characters unique the storytelling is unique at itself I can't get enough I'm really tired of reading your typical hero great performance outstanding story I hope you keep up he's kind of books your true fan Adam

awesome

so tasty more shiny now can't wait to hear the next installment my thanks to the author

Another exceptional Murder Hobo tale

The 3rd story in the tale of Boxxy and his MurderHobo crew of misfits continues to captivate and entertain. The addition of Divine Forces and an unexpected recruitment drive add to their comically dark destabilizing of lives across the Kingdom. Exceptional story, characters, and narration continue to enthrall and hold me to the story. A better distraction from our world than an internet full of cats. Introvert reccomended.