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Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
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A Conversation on Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words with Andi Arndt and Tara Sivec
Author Tara Sivec and co-author and narrator Andi Arndt discuss all that went into making the Minnesota-set AudibleOriginal romance, Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words.
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Publisher's summary
Cowritten by USA Today best-selling author Tara Sivec and award-winning narrator Andi Arndt, a hysterically funny, heartfelt romance - created specifically for the audio format!
Nothing good ever comes from drinking a box of wine alone. So when I decided to entertain my drunken self by setting up some hand-me-down podcasting equipment and reading the steamy parts from romance novels, I never thought anyone would actually listen. The fact that I admitted my huge crush on my sexy next door neighbor made the whole thing even more mortifying. But sometimes life surprises you, and that’s how my podcast, Heidi’s Discount Erotica, was born.
Now I, Heidi Larsen, a sweet former kindergarten teacher in Waconia, Minnesota, lead a scandalous double life reading erotic novels to the listening world. And with each episode, I find myself embracing my new alter ego more and more. Now I’m starting to feel more comfortable in my own skin and do things I never would have dreamed of - like kissing my neighbor.
Look out, Waconia, because Heidi’s on the loose! She’s in your ears, in your hearts, and down your pants...wait, that didn’t sound as good as it did in my head. Well, you get the picture, don’tcha know!
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Lucky Suit
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Zachary Webber, Andi Arndt
- Length: 2 hrs and 25 mins
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Kristen Leonard is done with setups. She’s not interested in your son or your nephew or your butcher or the guy who mows your lawn, thank you very much, grandma! After all, she’s a modern woman - she’ll take her chances on the algorithms of online dating to find her ideal man. Before long, she meets a man who might just be the one - he’s hilarious, quick-witted, and full of heart. And when she meets up with Cameron in real life, he certainly looks exactly like his profile picture...but something’s not quite right.
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5 Short & Sweet Stars
- By 4The❤️OfBooks on 01-31-19
By: Lauren Blakely
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Accidental Tryst
- By: Natasha Boyd
- Narrated by: John Lane, Cassandra York
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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What a disaster! I only just made my flight to New York to help my uncle, and the phone I'm holding is not mine! It seems to belong to some commitment-phobic serial dater who's never made it past four dates (according to the constant notifications he's getting from his fake dating profile).... And worse? I have a sinking feeling it's that hot suit-monkey with the arctic grey eyes I just had a run-in with at the airport. Somehow, I have to persuade him not to get a new phone until I get back. My whole life is on that phone. I knew I should have backed it up. It's only a few days. Surely, we can handle it.
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Didn't like this
- By Jojo on 06-21-20
By: Natasha Boyd
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After the Fairy Tale
- By: Terence Gray, Erin Day, Ian Thake
- Narrated by: Ali Ahn, Teddy Hamilton, Dave Gillies, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 32 mins
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When Amanda got a chance to take a shot at love on The Bridegroom - her favorite reality dating show - she jumped in headfirst. She never expected to win and end up engaged to her swoony Scottish suitor. Now she’s hiding out at her parent’s house in Nebraska and waiting for the show’s premiere, all while trying to keep her engagement to Liam top secret. But her real-life love story is about to take a turn she never expected....
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TERRIBLE AUDIO
- By TiffMarie on 12-20-20
By: Terence Gray, and others
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The Stand-In
- By: Lily Chu
- Narrated by: Phillipa Soo
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
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Gracie Reed is doing just fine. Sure, she was fired by her overly “friendly” boss, and yes, she still hasn’t gotten her mother into the nursing home of their dreams, but she’s healthy, she’s (somewhat) happy, and she’s (mostly) holding it all together. But when a mysterious SUV pulls up beside her, revealing Chinese cinema's golden couple Wei Fangli and Sam Yao, Gracie’s world is turned on its head. The famous actress has a proposition: Due to their uncanny resemblance, Fangli wants Gracie to be her stand-in.
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Wow!
- By Heather85 on 07-16-21
By: Lily Chu
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The Royal Assignment
- By: Terence Gray, Erin Day, Ian Thake
- Narrated by: Shane East, Rachel Petladwala, Ali Ahn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 33 mins
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Maggie Patel has landed her dream job at The New York Spectator; or, it would be, if she could get a decent story assignment. When a career-making interview finally lands on her desk, it’s with the last person she’d ever want to see again — Edward, the Crown Prince of Bairmorne...and her long-ago friend.
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Good story, but the background noise was distracting
- By Terra L. on 11-05-21
By: Terence Gray, and others
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Sun of a Beach
- By: Mia Sosa
- Narrated by: Valentina Ortiz, Sean Crisden
- Length: 2 hrs and 14 mins
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No-nonsense executive Naomi Reyes can't believe she let her boss manipulate her into babysitting Donovan Taylor, the most insufferable creative director of all time. Worse, she'll be trapped on a private island with him, while a bevy of gorgeous models vie for a coveted chance to grace the cover of M-Class Magazine's inaugural Swimsuit Edition - and, if the office rumors are true, an equally coveted place in Donovan's bed.
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She’s the salt to his margarita
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 04-10-21
By: Mia Sosa
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The Comeback
- By: Lily Chu
- Narrated by: Phillipa Soo
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
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Ariadne Hui thrives on routine. So what if everything in her life is planned down to the minute: That’s the way she likes it. If she’s going to make partner in Toronto’s most prestigious law firm, she needs to stay focused at all times. But when she comes home after yet another soul-sucking day to find an unfamiliar, gorgeous man camped out in her living room, focus is the last thing on her mind. Especially when her roommate explains this is Choi Jihoon, her cousin freshly arrived from Seoul to mend a broken heart. He just needs a few weeks to rest and heal.
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I LOVED this!!!
- By Khb1870 on 07-19-22
By: Lily Chu
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Call Me Maybe
- By: Cara Bastone
- Narrated by: Luci Christian, Neil Hellegers
- Length: 5 hrs and 55 mins
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Paint your toes. Pick up the wrong coffee and bagel order. Drive from Brooklyn to Jersey in traffic so slow you want to tear your hair out. It’s amazing all the useless things I can accomplish while on hold for three hours with customer service. Three hours when I should be getting the Date-in-a-Box website ready to launch at the big business expo in a few days. Except my shiny new website is glitching, and my inner rage-monster is ready to scorch some earth...when he finally picks up. Not the robot voice I expected but a real live human named Kal.
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Greatest Audible Preformance
- By Apple momma on 10-24-20
By: Cara Bastone
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You Only Die Twice
- By: Brynn Kelly
- Narrated by: Alan Carlson, Stacia Newcomb
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
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When high school English teacher Alice Thornton helps her dying Russian neighbor write a spy thriller, she thinks she’s just doing a good deed. But when a sexy mystery man shows up in her classroom, claiming to be the novel’s dashing antihero, Alice is swept into a lethal conspiracy. Enigmatic former CIA operative Carter Beck warns her that the sensational murder plot wasn’t fiction. And because she knows too much, the killer wants her silenced—making Carter her only hope of survival.
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"Survive the day!"
- By Lacey Jane on 08-08-22
By: Brynn Kelly
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- Gina
- 08-30-19
So many laughs for #TeamHeidi
This story was a breath of fresh air!
It was such a fun and unique storyline and I absolutely fell in love with it...all of it!!! From the very beginning I was laughing so hard! I even made a tater tot hotdish for dinner because the mom was super convincing that I needed to eat tater tot hotdish while I listened. But the story was also super sweet! And these two characters were perfect for each other!
But let's be honest, this story is ALL about Heidi! This was her show and she was is now one of my favorite characters! She is quirky and has this innocence to her and maybe slightly naive too but I absolutely adore her! The narrator did an amazing job bringing Heidi to life and I think that is another reason why I love this character.
If you love romcoms this is the book for you! I just finished it and I want to listen to it again!
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- erobbins33
- 09-12-19
So good, and so funny!
I was broke, out of credits, and looking for romantic comedy on my Audible Escapes package. This book popped up almost immediately. Hopefully this review sticks around after I return the borrowed copy. I haven't reviewed anything I've borrowed yet. I've listened to both author/s and the narrator before, and loved the writing style of Sivec and voice-acting of Arndt. The fact they collaborated on the writing was an instant "get this book now" from me. I have been laughing my butt off all day, picturing sweet, awkward Heidi , trying to say bad words and having to resort to rhyming them, to avoid sayimg them. Seriously. If you need to laugh at dorky people, this book will make you laugh as you squirm! Awesome!
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- Katie Moore Books
- 09-08-19
Five stars isn’t enough!
So much love for this book from a Minnesota girl!
As a Minnesotan I tend to be skeptical when a narrator attempts the accent. This audiobook was amazing! Andi Arndt nailed it! I work in the town where the book takes place and it was absolutely spot on! All the details our quirky little town were true. Except that butter sculpture, that is not in the fridge at Hopper’s (that I know of), but we do in fact have a Princess Kay of the Milky Way whose face is carved out of butter and can be found on display at the Minnesota State Fair each year!
Heidi is a sweet lovable character you can’t help but love. Her mom is hilarious! I loved the whole idea of this story and feel inspired by it.
I can’t recommend this book enough! It was funny, sweet, and inspiring! Well done Tara and Andi!!!
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- jf
- 09-07-19
Laugh out loud,great writing and narration
Heidi’s story starts as the tale told by so many cute, good girls. While they aren’t lived in quiet desperation, those lives are lived in quiet exasperation. When Heidi loses her “ this is what I’m supposed to do with my life “ job, she resolves to change the way she looks at life But changing the way she looks at life, changes the life she lives.
This story is laugh out loud hilarious. The writing is clever, funny, touching, and thought provoking. Heidi and Brent are ordinary/extraordinary people like most of us. Andi Ardnt’s narration is masterful. Be prepared for great fun.
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- Michelle Hensley
- 09-04-19
laugh out loud funny!
I laughed so much listening to this book!! Its funny and cute and a must read!
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- Ana
- 12-09-19
Laugh out loud funny AND empowering?
I really wasn’t sure what I’d get when I started listening to this book except a fun way to pass the time on my commute. Turned out to be so good I had to listen at home until I finished it. The narrator was fantastic (don’t know how authentic the accent was since I’m not from the area). There are a few scenes (are those my ties?) that had me in deep belly laughs, not just thinking, oh yeah I can see where that’s funny. But honestly, the thing that got me about the book is how empowering it turns out to be for women that are shy about talking about sex, or women that have repressed their wants and needs all their lives because of their upbringing, society, religion, etc. I know we all won’t become friends with famous erotic book authors, but we all need a friend that knows how to push when we’re ready and listen when we need it. And we all could use a little encouragement to tell our sexual partners exactly what we want.
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- Ashlie
- 09-08-19
Meh
Ok so.... Heidi is definitely different from what I am use to. I feel like I am reading a story about a 15 year old virgin girl. She starts out annoying as heck. I almost stopped listening to this audiobook. But I didn’t only because I am a fan of Andi Arndt. It finally started to get somewhere after she finally made her move. Anyway it was a okay book.
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- Kay-Shay
- 09-05-19
So good I can’t stop smiling!
Wow! What a fantastic, fun, and hilariously heartfelt story. I loved every second and laughed out loud on more than one occasion. Bravo! I hope these two collaborator again!
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- macteri
- 09-04-19
THE. BEST. EVER.
Tara Sivec and Andi Arndt are quite possibly THE. BEST. EVER! I can't remember laughing so hard. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you for the MUCH NEEDED comic relief. I loved all of the characters but the women in this book will stay with me forever. I'm so sad it's over.
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- Sedmark
- 09-07-19
Hilarious!!!
This book is one of my new favorites! As always, great performance by Andi Arndt. I usually listen to a story as I float off to sleep and with this one, I kept laughing out loud, which kept both me and my husband from sleeping. Totally worth the bags under my eyes, because the sore abs from laughing so hard were delicious!
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