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Diary of a Farting Villager
- An Unofficial Minecraft Book
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr
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Diary of a Farting Villager
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Publisher's summary
Ten-year-old villager Bartholomew Johnson is cursed, and so are the people around him.
Why? He has no idea. All he knows is that he suffers from excess, uncontrollable fart gas!All of his friends except one, the loyal Stan Leaf, have abandoned him. They laugh at him and make jokes. His teachers make him sit inside a glass cube during class to prevent his fart gas from disrupting the learning of the other students. His life is sad.
But when his fourth-grade field trip is announced, will he finally discover a place where he can fart in peace? Read the Diary of a Farting Villager to find out how Bartholomew learns to accept himself for who he is and make the most of his ... talents.
***Please note: This book is inspired by Minecraft and is NOT OFFICIAL MINECRAFT PRODUCT. NOT APPROVED BY OR ASSOCIATED WITH MOJANG.
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