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C.L.O.W.N. 242
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Read by Darin Brees and produced by A Strong Brees Productions. Playable on any device.
Jonas held his breath as the murderous machine turned toward him. Had he been seen? No, not yet. Could he make it out of the submarine's hangar and into a life boat? The seared flesh and burnt bionics of his crewmates reached his nose again. He wouldn't end up like the others, nothing but a collection of machine parts and polished bones. Not like the others....
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