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Problem Cousin and Other Funny Stories
- Bob and Billy Funny Stories, Book 2
- Narrated by: Gary Roelofs
- Length: 37 mins
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Publisher's summary
Tired of normal life? Bored of offices with nice scenery and no carcasses strewn around scorched by the killer sun?
Then join Bob and Billy, two relatively normal guys, whose lives have been irrevocably changed by an accidental push of a button.
"We haven't seen you since the explosion! We'd love to have you visit!"
And so start the adventures. What happens next is chronicled in Problem Cousin and Other Funny Stories, a new book by Alex Goodwin.
From chasing burning Christmas trees down steep mountains to ending world-wide banana shortages, Bob and Billy will take you on an adventure like never before. Together with the two wacky friends, you will:
- Find out why pickled pigs' feet are not nearly the delicacy you might expect,
- Discover the limitations of Personal Panic Places when it comes to fighting roaches,
- Realize that receiving a parachute from a flight attendant cannot be good news,
- And more!
Bob and Billy's mishaps and miracles will astonish any listener, and... as Billy always says, "TACOS!" Even if that didn't make any sense, still listen to this wacky collection of stories by Alex Goodwin today! It's sure to tickle your funny bone.
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- Warrior Princess
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Funny, unique, and creative
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
I would recommend this audiobook to all my friends. Even though we are adults, we all like to feel young at heart, and this book has what we need.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Hard to pick a favorite. Bob and Billy are both great major characters. As far as minor characters, probably the Banana Witch. Very unusual!
Have you listened to any of Gary Roelofs’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Gary Roelofs is great. Excellent comedic timing, dramatic pauses, and a performance that makes this funny story even more entertaining.
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Bob and Billy
Would you listen to Problem Cousin and Other Funny Stories again? Why?
As the parent of a teenager who loves to write, I'm constantly blown away by how amazing young writers can be. This one is no exception. With a wonderful grasp on the written word, author Alex Goodwin takes us through Billy and Bob's adventures.
I found myself laughing at the author break-ins, leaving us humorous thoughts, and making each story even more enjoyable.
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