Space Academy Miscreants
Space Academy, Book 4
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"Captain's log... we're doomed."
Captain Vance Turbo of the E.S.S Ares has managed to save the entire universe and gotten himself a big fat promotion for it. However, that doesn't mean much as he's just received a message that his daughter is in peril! His daughter that he didn't know about because she was cooked up in a lab by his ex-girlfriend. Knowing he can't take his ship on a personal vendetta, Vance decides to charter a pirate ship to head to the distant tyranny of Crius. Unfortunately, his journey isn't exactly a secret and he finds himself ambushed. Ambushed by someone Vance never thought he'd see again.
Space Academy is an all-new series from the hilarious duo of C.T. Phipps (Supervillainy Saga, Agent G) and Michael Suttkus (I Was a Teenage Weredeer, Lucifer's Star) that lampoons the space opera as well as military science fiction genres.
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- By Amazon Customer on 12-08-24
By: Eric Buchman
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Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,664
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,482
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,476
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 94,670
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 86,658
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Story4 out of 5 stars 86,456
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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3 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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Really good
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2 out of 5 stars
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Alpha Wave and the Full Metal Fowl
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- Montzalee Wittmann
- 11-11-24
Fun space adventure!
Space Academy Miscreants
By C.T. Phipps and Michael Suttcus
This is book #4 in the series, and they just get better! I was thrilled to see the oddball crew again. It put a smile on my face! New characters, too! Loved it.
One character worshipped our main man and called him Satan. I couldn't help but giggle each time. " Satan, get behind me." LOL
This was full of witty banter, crazy situations, weird but loveable characters, a unique plot, and plenty of humor! You can't go wrong with a Phipps book. I especially like this series. I needed a good laugh!
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