Tropical Hazard: Oh Sh*t! Cobalins Can't Swim!
Arachnomancer, Book 3
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Dustin Tigner
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In a village of lazy, good-for-nothing Cobalins, one manly man—a true studly stud—stands above them all: the great, the powerful, the King of…Knock.
(Desley palms her forehead. You no be King of Shadows! Now we have to start over. Cobalins groan.)
The terrible Army of Light knows the secret location of Dedu Tedu Novus. War is here. There's absolutely no avoiding it.
Or is there?
Naturally, Dhane does the most unthinkable thing: employs an impromptu plan, his favorite type. It's dangerous, it's crazy, and it embarks them on a new adventure where it rains every day and the problems don't stop.
Can he save his village? Can he convince Challenger Sarah to help? Or is he only putting off the inevitable, the point where the Changed Reditai turn all those of Shadow into stone for their mysterious plans?
Tropical Hazard is the third installment in the hilarious—and sometimes serious—Arachnomancer series. Travel to a new zone, see the world, and eat spider tacos. Octoralis glares. Or… umm… don't. Don't do that last thing.
Notice: Arachnomancer was rated M for mature by a team of immature Cobalins. Listen at your own risk.
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- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 29
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 29
Sarah snuffed it, expired, breathed her last breath—also known as died, if you need it spelled out—in the most unlikely of places…the library. But do not fret! This is perfectly normal. What is not normal, however, is the persistence of one’s soul after shuffling off this mortal coil. To break the Cycle is strange and wrong and perverse. It goes against the very nature of existence: lives must eventually be recycled (responsibly). Lucky or unlucky, Sarah finds herself Cycle-broken and very much alive, depending on how strict you wish to be with that definition.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This was a fun read
- By clinton on 12-20-23
By: Dustin Tigner
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For the Loot #1-3
- Goblin Mode Box Set
- By: Han Yang, Pearce Adams
- Narrated by: Evan Sibley
- Length: 23 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story4 out of 5 stars 9
Now back from the dead, Bogart must face the most fearsome beast there is, the greatest of all the monsters. A dragon and its fortune is the key to survival, and there's no settling for second best when your foe is fate itself. Every throne and every coin must be taken, and the mystery of the gods must be solved. This time, it's personal.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic offering
- By Anonymous User on 05-15-24
By: Han Yang, and others
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Reborn as a Demonic Tree 4
- An LitRPG Adventure
- By: XKarnation
- Narrated by: Ramón De Ocampo
- Length: 13 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Book 4 of a unique reincarnation isekai LitRPG Series set in a Cultivator world.
By: XKarnation
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Redemption's Cost
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Levi Werner
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 52
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 41
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 41
Ezekiel died on Earth only to be resurrected in the body of a Lich. Well, now he’d done it. He was only playing the villain to blow off steam, now he was stuck in the body of one.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Gray man
- By Willis Burns on 05-29-24
By: Levi Werner
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Dawn of the Density God
- Density God, Book 1
- By: ToraAKR
- Narrated by: J. S. Arquin
- Length: 14 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 140
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 119
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 119
Jiran is just a child when he receives shattered, imperfect memories of a past life. Nestled inside these emotionless visions is a magic very different to the density and mana he knows, the magic of science. The empire stands alone against the relentless beasts of Madra. Their only means of survival is harnessing the density that saturates her surface, a magic they cannot possibly understand. Will Jiran realize he holds the key to unlocking humanity's infinite potential before they are all wiped out?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Different. Good.
- By Anonymous User on 07-15-24
By: ToraAKR
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- Survivor T
- 11-03-24
Funny
Several moments had me laughing. The performance was great he did a really good job. Overall an enjoyable listen.
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- Peyton
- 06-30-24
Never fails to get a laugh
After unfortunately finishing the third book in this amazing series it pains me to realize that I no longer have any arachnomancer books to listen to, this travesty fills me with disappointment such as Octoralis is filled with at Dhane’s thwarting of her romantic plans.
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