Never Split the Party

Middang3ard, Book 1

By: Ramy Vance, Michael Anderle

Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine

There are nine known realms, a world for each race, including dwarves, gnomes, and elves. In the middle rests Middang3ard.

Each world knows the others. Each, except Earth.

Humans long ago turned their backs on magic, throwing their stock into science and technology, their governments shielding the people from the reality of what was going on elsewhere. So be it. Humans were never very good at getting along with other races anyway.

Then the Dark One appeared, threatening to overrun the nine worlds, starting with Middang3ard and ending with the humans' planet.

The second planet just went dark; Earth can't stay out of the fight, but can it do anything to save its own future?

Now, humans must send elite warriors to Middang3ard to fight, else humans will fight on the shores of their own lands when the Dark One invades Earth.

Too bad their elite starts and ends with Robert "Suzuki" Fletcher and his team of Mundanes.

©2019 Ramy Vance and Michael Anderle (P)2020 Tantor

Kind of silly, kind of funny, kind of badass.

Imagine the characters of the Big Bang Theory getting transported to Asgard in the middle of a war and you will have an idea. Overall, entertaining to say the least.

loved it

Took a risk and ended up finding one of my favorite books I've listened to in quite a long time

Good story with dialogue by a 13-yr old?

While the story is interesting, I can’t get past the dialogue. It’s as if a 13-yr old boy wrote it over using insults and cuss words. DoucheNozzle was used a couple dozen times as both insults and affection?? Was this AI translated from another language? Just too odd to keep listening.

new play on fantasy ficton

Loved this first book, we shall see. looking forward to starting the second book.

Terrible

I figured I would enjoy it since Anderle was involved. This was a mistake. Poorly thought out world, not enough depth, or enough action. So much of the story is standing around talking before moving somewhere else to stand around and talk.

Voice acting was acceptable, but wasted on bad material.