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Liches Get Stitches

Liches Get Stitches, Book 1

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Liches Get Stitches

By: HJ Tolson
Narrated by: Ella Lynch
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Evil stirs in the forest of Downing, spreading blight across the ancient boughs.

Busy with troubles of her own, Maud the village witch just wants to be left alone. Peace and quiet should be easy enough when you're dead, right?

Wrong. Reborn as a powerful lich, Maud is suddenly faced with the attentions of all the righteous heroes, holy clerics, and nosy neighbors of the realm. Now, instead of whiling away the days in her garden with her cat and her knitting, Maud must figure out how much force is required to crush a man's spine, the proper storage solution to keep a spoiling cadaver, and how best to display the remains of the fallen for maximum scare.

Liches Get Stitches is a very grisly slice-of-life progression fantasy featuring people mulch, head bouquets, revenant geese, and some very deadly embroidery. Undead paradise never looked so good.

©2021 HJ Tolson (P)2022 Podium Audio Action & Adventure Fantasy Fiction Horror Humorous Scary Funny Witchcraft Witty
Engaging Storyline • Dark Humor • Spectacular Narration • Lovable Undead Protagonist • Refreshing Concept

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The lich acts like a stereotypical undead lord and then like a hermit girl then back again without ever really questioning if her personality has changed at all from her unintentional undead change over and left me with an odd feeling of "is this cute?" as she arranged flowers and heads on pikes and pet her cat while enjoying a rainy day

Mind bend

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This book made me just keep catching myself smiling at the viscera flying and the abject funniness of it all. The writing is charming, playful, and the narrator enhances those feelings with a very good reading. Great book.

Warmly Macabre

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This book was pretty entertaining, and I hope the next book doesn’t sound like it is being recorded through a gas mask. (It does.)

Great book

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Get that Liche Another Story!!! Ella's is a genius, what a refreshing Ressurection of a new story dug up from that horrifically wonderous mind! I can't wait to Devour the next, Morsel of Joy :) 😀 😃 🙂

Liches Love Stories

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Absolutely love this Narrator!
Story line is fantastic! Great Humor, and easy to follow!
Can’t wait to dig into the rest of the series!

Awesome

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