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Esoteric Sausage and Other Malformations
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- Length: 2 hrs and 15 mins
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Publisher's summary
A warped collection of bizarre, darkly humorous, and downright insane stories that range from strange product recalls, nightmares of a sleazy psychoanalyst, and hellish Westerns. Esoteric Sausage truly works your mind for all it's worth. This bastardization of an audiobook is sure to beat you senseless with the utterly weird and addictively wonderful.
Justin A. Burnett puts one solid foot forward with this debut breakneck collection of genre-hopping stories, all of which promise the listener a glimpse into strange worlds and characters. You are certain to depart from this unique listening experience beaten and bruised by one of literature's freshest voices. Dive in for the laughs, lavish lusts, and episodes of supreme psychosis - stay for the magnificent malformations!
Critic reviews
"Burnett packs repeated, frantic nut-punches throughout these tales of apocalypse, insanity, and hysterical, noxious death. Esoteric Sausage is a fine addition to the modern wave of bizarro-weird." (Philip Fracassi, author of Behold the Void)
"Delightfully devilish. From product recalls gone wrong, to psychoanalyst's nightmares and otherworldly westerns, Burnett's collection is a delight. He dashes, moment to moment, from laughter to terror and back again, dancing between genre and tone in an intelligent and skillful way that drags the reader screaming along wherever the darkness takes him." (Michael Allen Rose, author of Embry: Hard Boiled and Party Wolves in My Skull)
"This collection builds a castle of anxiety out of exquisite language and dread-inducing imagery. Burnett is a name to commit to memory, a name that will no doubt appear in your worst nightmares and weirdest fantasies." (Bob Freville, author of Celebrity Terrorist Sex Bomb)
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