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  • Sew You Want to Be a Hero

  • Threadbare, Volume 2
  • By: Andrew Seiple
  • Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
  • Length: 13 hrs and 50 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (1,664 ratings)

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Sew You Want to Be a Hero

By: Andrew Seiple
Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
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Threadbare has not had a very good time of it recently. His little girl has been taken from him, and he must travel the kingdom, finding allies old and new, living and dead, to help him rescue Celia.

Fortunately, he's got a voice now and access to all those fun skills he couldn't before use. He may only be a very small teddy bear, but he's got the persistence to plow through dungeons of rascally raccoon monsters, the wiles to turn a town full of undead on its ear, and the sanity to survive an encounter with a mediocre old one.

However, Threadbare's little girl is growing up now, and her own path is hard and brutal. Will she even have a use for her old teddy bear when they meet again? Will they both survive the encounter?

Warning: Contains profanity, violence, and a creepy villain who likes tentacles way too much.

©2018 Andrew Seiple (P)2018 Podium Publishing
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Loved it!!!

A good 2nd to the 1st. Everything was well maintained and not overdone. I really enjoyed it.

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this book is amazing you should read it it is good

this book is one of the best books that I have ever read you should really read it

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Not as good as the 1st book

But still entertaining enough. A lot of tedious and fairly repetitious progression ranking up. stats and grinding amidst the slow but steady continuation of the story. Meh.

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love it!

Threadbear has become such a beloved character to me. this series is a new favorite of mine and I am so glad to have picked it up! I don't want it to end!

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a great continuation

a great continuation of the story of Threadbear and his friends. more characters added, more jokes and sly references, and more character development (and not just in stats).

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no right to be so good!

this series shouldn't be as good as it is, but it's incredible! I love the leveling, I love the characters, and I love that it never goes the way you'd expect! keep it up Andrew!

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Great second book

Great continuation of the story. I couldn't stop listening to it. Can't wait for more

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gaining traction

still think the f bombs are unnecessary. this story is pg 13 so the language doesn't line up. solid 4;stars otherwise

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Great sequel

I liked it as much as the first book, although the parts with the king aren't as good as when threadbare is front and center. Very creative and great narration.

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Not for kids

While the first book was mostly safe for younger readers in the age appropriate content realm of Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings, book two of the Threadbare series adds more dark content, light adult content, and foul language. Don't get me wrong, the story is still excellent and still whimsical. It's just whimsical as F#&*)! with a lot of sexual or dark innuendo spread throughout. The story of a teddy bear that goes out to save his person is surprising heart-warming when the foul mouthed dwarf or Orc shaman aren't cussing or making lightly veiled raunchy statements. Unless you are a heartless demon, you can't help but like the MC. There are many positive messages throughout and I don't think it would be that hard to remove the questionable content and make the next middle school reading list. Well worth the read and I got book 3 in the sale too, so I'm off to read that. The only real complaint I have is that the character status reading must be 5 minutes, but luckily it's only read occasionally, and tapping the 30-second forward button several times fixes that.

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